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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:42 PM Original message |
Punchlines from jokes you thought were hilarious when you were 12 |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
1. For a Nickel I will........................n/t |
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gollygee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
2. "Bob" |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
3. "Rectum?! It nearly killed 'em!" |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:46 PM Response to Reply #3 |
12. Bingo! |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
4. " You should have seen that monkey trying to put the cork back in!" |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:54 PM Response to Reply #4 |
24. I remember it, with an added line |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:54 PM Response to Reply #4 |
25. no, please tell |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 03:14 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. Yup, that's it. |
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Worst Username Ever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
5. "Curt n' Rod" |
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fizzana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
6. Gorilla snot |
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truthpusher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
7. That's not chocolate... |
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Gildor Inglorion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
8. Yes, I puked my guts out, but... |
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Dogmudgeon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
9. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:51 PM Response to Reply #9 |
18. That's prolly my all-time favorite! |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
10. "Damn. That's what I had for lunch." |
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FATNED (88 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
11. Death by Mambo! |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
13. "If you do, I won't go get the money!" |
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lightbulb (660 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
14. There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe |
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Vincardog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:48 PM Response to Original message |
15. because 7 8 9 |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
16. "If you help me find my motorcycle, |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
17. I'm a frayed knot! |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:52 PM Response to Original message |
19. "You put a little boogie in it" (n/t) |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
20. To trip up nosy birds |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
21. "Your honor, she's fuckin' Goofy!" |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
22. "A stick!" |
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vinnievin777 (735 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
23. "Hello mom I am calling from jail" |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:55 PM Original message |
"the moron tab & apple choir" |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-08-04 02:55 PM Response to Original message |
26. The preacher looked down at the watch and said, "Crap." |
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