Tiger Woods ties the knot

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The golf world was abuzz Tuesday amid reports Tiger Woods married Swedish model Elin Nordegren in a lavish sunset ceremony at an exclusive resort in Barbados.

The Sandy Lane resort and golf course became a who's who of celebrities with Oprah Winfrey and former NBA stars Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley among the reported 120 guests.
According to witnesses, the $1.5 million US wedding took place in a white-netted pagoda decorated with 500 imported red roses, with Nordegren wearing an off-white sleeveless gown and Woods in a beige suit.

Resort employees are believed to have erected sheets of plywood, while a crane hoisted large plants to try to block views of the event.

[shadu]

1. sheets of plywood!

that's nice

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. All your better weddings are using plywood now

For the lower class, it's particle board.

[AngryAmish]

3. I guess I'm stuck with cardboard

I'm trash.