What John Kerry will REALLY do to our Christian Nation!

[ronnykmarshall]

For saved eyes only!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1004/hellhouse2004.html

[No2W2004]

1. OK...this might be worth seeing, only for the symbolism

The Tounged Beast

In room number 7, the tour group will witness children as they sit huddled around a television set. They are watching a scene from a movie called "Star Wars: Episode I," a movie that should have been rated X. A demonic monster called "Jar Jar Binks" appears on the screen and the kids begin to chant, "we love Jar Jar, we love Jar Jar!" While they are chanting, Jar Jar Binks appears from behind the shadows with a giant axe. He lets out a demonic scream and goes completely insane, chopping off all of the children's heads. He hacks them up into little pieces. The tour group will not be allowed to exit the room until they see the hellish creature laughing as he laps up all of the blood off the floor with his 7 foot tounge. A church member disguised as George Lucas then begins to make love to the creature as the tour group is hastily escorted to room number 8

[slutticus]

2. Area #5 -

Picking Stem Cells - The Landover Baptist Nursery School has agreed to provide over 200 infants on six separate evenings for this exciting demonstration. Participants will enter a large garden area where they will see hundreds of little infants dressed up as stem cells. A Pastor in stilts, dressed in a John Kerry costume will move through the field of stem cells like an evil scarecrow. He will randomly snatch up a half-dozen or so, shoving them under his arms and jamming them into his giant pockets, saying, "It's off to the lab with you! We're going to turn you into Botox so some Hollywood liberal can look like she's been turned into a pillar of salt." Just as Mr. Kerry exits, Nancy Reagan, in red Adolfo hot pants will harvest a score of beautiful little embryos with a pitchfork, telling each, "You're going to look swell in Lucite. Stem cell research is leading to the discovery of new paperweights every day!"

LMAO!