Am I sending mexed missages?

[Misunderestimator]

I really need to know... Am I? Does my incredible insecurity show through in my speech and mannerisms? Does my unbelievable imcompetence become evident with my hemming and hawing? Do I have a chance in hell of becoming (er, retaining the status of) leader of the free world?

What to do? Should I just drown myself in a bottle of scotch and forget all about it? Why on earth would I want this responsibility?

[Zomby Woof]

1. Looks more like

Mexican massages! :crazy:

[Misunderestimator]

5. A massage would help tremendously... and maybe a good stiff

tequila and about 12 hours in a steam room...

[JohnKleeb]

2. You forgot Slovakia

:D

[Misunderestimator]

3. See...? I am just not capable of leading?

Please, someone put me out of my misery.

[JohnKleeb]

6. but George

you just have to tell the people, you're a coward, that you went AWOL, that you fathered Rosemary's baby, and that your dad is best friends with King Faud, ok he's King Faud's only real friend.

[Misunderestimator]

8. Should I also admit to my homosexual affair with the king?

I'm a little afraid of Laura, to tell the truth.

[JohnKleeb]

12. Wait a second I thought your father had an affair with the king

I thought you were with the one time Mayor of Nashville and now ambassador to Poland.

[Misunderestimator]

14. Shit. My dad slept with my lover?!? Now I am really misconfused.

[JohnKleeb]

17. I thought you slept with Victor Ashe

[Misunderestimator]

18. Must have been a misinebriated moment... I really don't remember

Pickles?? Did I? Or was that you?

[JohnKleeb]

19. I dont know

I was going undercover :shrug:, but my wig fell off.

[Misunderestimator]

21. bobby pins... bobby pins... lots of em

er... what were we talking about?

[JohnKleeb]

22. I think how I nearly got away with pretending to be

your daughter Jenna.

[Misunderestimator]

23. Come on, let's have a drink, you could still get away with it.

[JohnKleeb]

26. I am hungover though as is George

[sundog]

4. Scotch! Scotch! I vote Scotch! Drown you miseries now!

:P

[Misunderestimator]

7. So, do you think about 12 drinks an hour for 12 hours straight

is too much? I think that might do the trick.

[sundog]

9. 12 an hours! And we'll tell by your red & purple nose that you're lying!

You're misleading us again mis :7

[Misunderestimator]

11. Never misunderestimate the power of a drunk... never

[DebJ]

10. yep. it's just too much Hard Work! Go to Poland.

[Misunderestimator]

13. Please don't ridicule one of our most powerful allies...

they are providing at least .01 percent of the troops in our holy war. Damn, but presidenting is such hard work!... that much you got right.

[Susang]

20. If you're trying to avoid Hard Work

Then you better steer clear of Poland altogether. We're the fucking workhorses of the world, dontcha know?

We don't whine about it either. ;-)

[Misunderestimator]

24. Work, no one said anything about work...

Do I have to work? I need a vacation.

[Susang]

27. You obviously haven't had enough of them

It's hard work going from vacation to vacation. You should probably take another one at the "ranch". Go pretend to shoot something, you'll feel better. ;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. No...you are resolute no matter how much hemming and hawing you do

:D

[Misunderestimator]

16. Indeed... It's a hard job, and I am determined to do it...

whatever the f*ck it is I'm doing.

[Gothic Sponge]

25. You want this responsibility because.....

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[Misunderestimator]

28. And...

John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flip-flopper! John Kerry is a flop-flipper! John Kerry is a flop-flipper! John Kerry is a flop-flipper! John Kerry is a flop-flipper! John Kerry is a flop-flipper! John Kerry is a flop-flipper! John Kerry is a flop-flipper! John Kerry is a flop-flipper! John Kerry is a flop-flipper! John Kerry is a flop-flipper! John Kerry is a floo-flopper! John Kerry is a floo-flopper! John Kerry is a floo-flopper! John Kerry is a floo-flopper! John Kerry is a floo-flopper! John Kerry is a floo-flopper! John Kerry is a floo-flopper! John Kerry is a floo-flopper! John Kerry is a floo-flopper! John Ferry is a glop-glipper! John Ferry is a glop-glipper! John Ferry is a glop-glipper! John Ferry is a glop-glipper! John Ferry is a glop-glipper! John Ferry is a glop-glipper! John Ferry is a glop-glipper! John Ferry is a glop-glipper! John Ferry is a glop-glipper! John Ferry is a glop-glipper! Flon Berry is a gop dripper!
Someone give me another drink!

[Gothic Sponge]

29. I know, i know.....It must be "hard work" for you!

Is it hard work? Is it hard working? Is it hard work? Is it hard still? Viagra! I am hard work? It will be hard work! Woking hard on hard things! Working hard with resolve! Stay the corset! A thousand points of hardness? Viagra! He's a good man! He's a good man! He's a good woman! Viagra! He's a good woman man! He's a good man child! OBGYN Love! OBGYN Love! OBGYN Love! OBGYN Love! OBGYN Love! Viagra! OBGYN Love! Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Danger! Is it hard working? Is it hard working? Is it hard working? Is it hard working? Is it hard working? Is it hard working?