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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 08:23 AM
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Classic joke-"Sneezing Woman"
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose
and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds.

The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped
her nose and shuddered quite violently as before.

The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she
took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently.

The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said,
"You've sneezed three times, wiped you nose with a tissue, then shuddered
violently! Are you all right?"

"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition
- when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never
heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."
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ze_dscherman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 09:13 AM
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1. This condition really exists
Some tranquilizer/anti depressant had that as possible side effect. Not an urban legend -read the description myself.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 09:17 AM
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2. Does it affect males, too?
That would be bad....
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 09:41 AM
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3. We'd certainly go through a lot more tissues...
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ze_dscherman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 09:55 AM
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4. Sorry, I was wrong: yawning, not sneezing, may cause orgasm
I googled it: the drug is called Clomipramine (Anafranil).

http://tafkac.org/drugs/drug_yawn_cause_orgasm.html
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 10:01 AM
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5. Noyawnatol?
n/t
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