Hello and Welcome to WarMax your no hassle imperialist superpower

[underpants]

I'm George your Warsales associate


If I can be of any help please let me know...

Don't you remember me?.....John Q.

Oh yes Mr. Public of course I remember you I was just going to call you and see how you are liking the war I sold you

Well actually that is why I am here. I want you to take it back it ain't worth a sh*t.

I'll have to check and see what our return policy is but...

This thing isn't at all like you told me. I already but $79 Billion into it even though you assured me that it would basically pay for itself. It's killed and maimed thousands and ruined the lives of many times that. My neighbors hate the damned thing so much that they won't even talk to me and now this "do everything war" is stuck in a quagmire out in the middle of nowhere. Your mechanics now tell me it is going to cost me another $87 Billion to fix and that is only so it will run for another year!

Well...

Don't give that bullsh*t Reagan "well" crap he sh*ts bigger than you.

Okay Mr.Public I can see you are upset but...

Uh-huh no "but"s I want to talk to your manager!

Oh yeah my manager he is somewhere but they don't tell me, or anyone for that matter, where he actually is so.....

You are giving me the "my manager is at lunch" bullsh*t now?!?!?

I uh....

Look I know that they couldn't leave some moron like you in charge who can I talk to right now!

Actually I am the only one here right now but if you come back next November....

Oh I'll be back you can count on that!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Ya know...if you finance that $87B over time,

your payments are practically nothing. Now, what's it gonna take to get you into this war today, huh?

[underpants]

3. And don't forget the terrorist proof undercoating

Which we actually are out of right now but we promise to get it in stock as soon as we have some money to resupply the inventory.

[ewagner]

2. That photo is screaming for a blue vest n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

4. "Mister Shrub Do You Drink Booze?"

"Wino" That blue nose won't look good on Mount Rushmore! Dumbya C Shrub, never gives anybody an 'even break'!

[underpants]

5. Did I tell you about our 0% interest?

As in he shows 0% interest in doing his job.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. He can't even take a vacation right!

Quanity not Quality!