My Freeper Father-In-Law Is Here, Ask Me Anything!

[meisje]

[gmoney]

1. You having someone taste your food?

Good luck

[Bunny]

2. How are you holding up?

You're in my thoughts and prayers! ;)

[XanaDUer]

3. Lucky, lucky you...

You have my sympathies.

Is Faux on already?

[NYC Liberal]

5. Exreme freepers

think Faux is too liberal.

[XanaDUer]

7. Are you there, too?

Have you both decided to take a DU break? Lol.

[tedoll78]

4. How does it feel..

to have the average IQ of those living in your house take a nosedive?

:evilgrin:

[slor]

6. barf bags stockpiled? n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Wow! That's him?

So the Moran has been identified now? Cool! Your father in law is famous!

[samplegirl]

9. lets hope he cant pass any mutant genes

to your offspring

[meisje]

10. His idol is Rush!

:puke:

I've been trying to drive down streets that have a lot of Kerry signs, teehee. You can almost see the blood vessels poping out of his head!

I have to be kind of nice though, he is here for his mother's funeral.


Oh yeah, his business cards have scripture at the bottom. The one I have is John 5.24(Jesus Speaking)

[UrbScotty]

11. Have you shown him Uranus?

:D

[meisje]

13. No, but tomorrow I will show him the door

[skooooo]

12. Does he spit on his comb before using it?

[quisp]

14. I didn't think freepers had mothers...

I thought they spawned or something.

Make sure to tell him that all your liberal friends on DU extended deepest and most sincere condolences. (seriously!)