I'm very alarmed

[Dookus]

there's a bustle in my hedgerow. Who do I call?

[Richardo]

1. Don't be. It's just a sprinkling of the May queen.

Bladder problems apparently. :D

[redqueen]

2. hehehehehe

'sprinkling'

[skypilot]

5. You're silly.

:)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. There are two paths you can go by

[Droopy]

8. but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on

Supposedly those lines say, "My sweet satan" when played backwards.

[TomClash]

10. But in the Long Run . . .

[XNASA]

4. It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.....

I wouldn't worry too much.

[Dookus]

6. easy for you to say

do you know what it costs to get an emergency hedgrow-bustle remover in these parts?

[XNASA]

9. I think that your head is humming and it won't go....

........because you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him.

So go out and get yourself a piper. Problem solved.

[Dookus]

12. no pipers around

but I just lit the pipe and I'm feeling much better.

In fact, now that I look closely, I don't think it's a bustle. Of course, I'm not sure what a bustle looks like. But it's definitely hanging out in my hedgerow. Maybe it's just the neighbor's cat. *puff puff*

Ooh look! colors!

[skypilot]

7. NO, no , no!!!!

It's just a Spring King for the May Queen!!!!

[XNASA]

13. Hmmm....I like your lyrics better....

But the actual lyrics are "spring clean". I believe that May Queen is a type of flower.

[skypilot]

14. I'll take your word for it.

I don't know what the lyrics to that song are OR what the song is about. I was just funnin' ya.

[XNASA]

15. Funnin' me or not, your lyric is still better that the original.

The depressing part of it is....I know the lyric, because I memmorized it from the album sleeve almost 35 years ago. Man does that make me feel old.

[skypilot]

16. For years and years and years...

...one of my our local "classic rock" stations would have a Top 100 countdown around Labor Day or Memorial Day (I can't remember which) and that song was ALWAYS number ONE. If it were playing right now I'd be able to sing along with it but I couldn't recite the lyrics if someone just came up and asked me. I guess it's been drilled into only one half of my brain.

[DelawareValleyDem]

11. No, It's a woodchuck

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1721647

[pagerbear]

17. I hate it when that happens

[jonnyblitz]

18. dear lady (?!?!) can you hear the wind blow..

and did you know? :P

[Dookus]

19. all well and good

but what about my hedgerow? Is it in danger?