I will show my right breast

[Dookus]

for only a quarter mill. Cash only.

[JuniorPlankton]

1. You don't get it

You have to pay that quarter mill to show your breast. :)
(It may be higher for some particularly ugly breasts)

[Droopy]

2. I think you'd have to pay me for the priveledge

of having me view your right breast.

[tridim]

3. I'm a bit upset

As a guy, I only have one appendage that I can show on TV that would cause an FCC fine. Once again, women are proven to be far superior to men in the area of fine-able naughty bits.

Honestly, this pathetic FCC fascism makes me want to streak in public. Who's with me?

[LostInAnomie]

4. Done

Whip out the luscious funbag... now!

[Dookus]

5. hey!

I don't think this money is real! I don't remember Harpo Marx being on the $100 bill

[electricmonk]

6. I'll pay hope large bills are ok

I'm getting a box together right now to send my cash.

[SidDithers]

7. Don't do it, Skinner can't afford the fine...nt.

Sid

[livinginphotographs]

8. I'm going to use that title for all my future threads.

It'll guarantee someone will click on it.