The Devil Lives in My Husband's Body

[Tom Kitten]

"Donald? Donald, honey, what are you doing down there in the basement?"

That's what I said to my husband Donald when he came home from work last night. He said, "Honey I gotta fix something downstairs."
Well, as I was pulling out the casserole I heard this weird barking noise coming from the basement, and you know? We don't have a dog!

The devil lives in my husband's body.
No one can help up but the witch next door.
The devil lives in my husband's body.
Our friends can't come over anymore.

So, this went on for two weeks. Everynight he'd go down to the basement, and I'd hear this barking. So finally I called up Hilda, the next door neighbor. Well, everybody in town thinks she's a witch. But just because she has 17 cats doesn't make her a witch...does it?

The devil lives in my husband's body.
No one can help up but the witch next door.
The devil lives in my husband's body.
Our friends can't come over anymore.

So Hilda agreed to come over for the barbeque we have on Saturday afternoons, and we were having a drink, the kids were on the swing set, and Donald was making hot dogs and hamburgers. All of a sudden I looked over at him and his...his face began to twitch... and then he started barking! And then swearing! like uncontrollably!

The devil lives in my husband's body.
No one can help up but the witch next door.
The devil lives in my husband's body.
Our friends can't come over anymore.

So I was like totally freaking out. Donald was hysterical. Hilda said he was possessed by the devil and needed an exorcism right away!
I sent him to the psychiatric hospital.
Two weeks later the doctor called me up and said "I'm sorry but your husband has Tourette's Syndrome, an incurable psychiatric disorder". ..
He's going to be barking like that for the rest of his life!

The devil lives in my husband's body.
No one can help up but the witch next door.
The devil lives in my husband's body.
Our friends can't come over anymore.

Our insurance doesn't cover it!


http://www.dyxploitation.nu/issue5/iss5mp3/DevilLivesIn.mp3

[ComerPerro]

1. Please explain. I like it, but...

Who is this, what is this, where I can find more?

Hilarious lyrics.

[Tom Kitten]

2. it's a song by a group called Pulsallama

It came out in the early 80s. It was written and sung by Ann Magnuson, the actress and performance artist, who later did a whole lot of similar stuff in the late 80s and early 90s with the group Bongwater.
Pulsallama only released two singles, the link I provided is for an mp3 of the complete song (it's not available on cd)...It's 3.1 Mb in size.

You can download more mp3s and learn some of the group here

http://www.redlipstick.net/pls.html
http://www.dyxploitation.nu/issue5/soundgal.html

I'm just up late, can't sleep (again) and am just looking for lyrics on the web to songs I can think of until I finally get tired enough to sleep!

Definitely check out Bongwater, though. She also released a solo cd titled "The Luv Show", but it's not as good, in my opinion.

[Tom Kitten]

3. A shameless kick for a new evening!

Posted this last night after 2 am, I couldn't sleep again! It's catching up to me though...:boring: