What would Dubya do ??

[rhino47]

Imagine if we put George W. Bush in place of some of the well-known cultural heroes of our time. What Would W Do?

If he were ROBIN HOOD, what would W do?
- Reverse decades-old policy and steal from the poor to give to the rich
- Spend his 30’s lost in a bottle of mead
- Order a ban to prevent the Merry Men from marrying men

If he were CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC, what would W do?
- Claim the iceberg had ties to Al Qaeda
- Tell navigator Rumsfeld he’s doing a “superb job”
- A year later, keep insisting that hitting the iceberg was the right thing to do
- Ask iceberg why it hates freedom

If he were DARTH VADER, what would W do?
- Say that the Rebels are “liberal and out of touch”
- Blame prison scandal on “just a few bad Stormtroopers”
- Rename Death Star “Operation Galactic Freedom”

If he were GILLIGAN, what would W do?
- Lower taxes, but only for the Howells

If he were GOD, what would W do?
- Rest on 7th day; on days 1-6 take “working vacation”

If he were SANTA, what would W do?
- Try to eliminate overtime for elves

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funny stuff .