Tiger Woods did NOT break up with his fiancee

[underpants]

I repeat DID NOT (my boss, a Tiger hater, just told me that he read that the engagement was off so I checked).

http://www.suntimes.com/output/golf/cst-spt-ryder15.html

STILL AN ITEM: Woods put to rest the rumors, reported in a Boston Herald gossip column, that he has broken off his engagement to Elin Nordegren after an alleged ''huge blowup.''

''That's 100 percent false,'' Woods said. ''It's amazing how the media can quote false things like that and not be held accountable.

''Nothing's happened to us. We're still very happy. We've had no arguments. It's unbelievable how the media can do that and get away with it.''

[rfranklin]

1. Darn, I was just about to call her!

I could sink more putts for her than he has lately.

[underpants]

2. Elin Nordegren

[Dogmudgeon]

3. Oh, come on -- that's Pixar!

CGI all the way.

And she probably has her superscripts in a different font, too.

--bkl