We need a drinking game for the Bush as Superhero movie

[soleft]

One shot of the beverage of your choice every time the following happens:

Bush uses a word with 3 or more syllables correctly

Bush receives a enthusiastic salute from someone in the armed services

Cheney nods his head and says, yes sir

Bush instructs his staff on military strategy

Bush says "We're at War"

Someone makes a reference to the failures of the Clinton Adminstration

Bush uses a lame folksy curse word



What else?

[soleft]

1. You see, a drinking game is actually a thing where people get together

Usually with a bottle of tequila or something. And they watch a show like The Bob Newhart show, and everytime someone on the show says, Hi Bob, everyone has to take a drink.

There's also an Xfiles drinking game, so, everytime Scully says, Mulder, it's me, or - Mulder says, after all that you've seen, how can you not believe - everyone takes a drink.

So there's the movie on Showtime this Sunday called DC 9/11, several DUers have posted reviews about it.

Now, we can either

a) cancel our Showtime subscriptions

b) watch and get violently ill

c) break our TV's

d) or make the best of it and laugh our asses off at the Rove propaganda machine trying to make Bush look like Harrison Ford in AirForce One.

[greekspeak]

2. Showgirls drinking game

Everytime there is bad acting, everyone has to take a drink. Lasts a good 15 minutes.

[grasswire]

3. veneer

Actually I think the best drinking word in the movie might be "evildoer."