Silly Game : substitute "kitten" in the lyrics of a song you like.........

[Darth_Kitten]

for instance:

"The Kitten is Back" (play on Elton John's "The Bitch is Back")

I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fever’s gonna catch you when the kitten gets back

Eat meat on friday that’s alright
Even like steak on a saturday night
I can kitten the best at your social do’s
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue

I’m a kitten, I’m a kitten
Oh the kitten is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can kitten, I can kitten
`cause I’m better than you
It’s the way that I move
The things that I do

I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don’t like those, my god, what’s that
Oh it’s full of nasty habits when the kitten gets back

:evilgrin:

[tedoll78]

1. I don't know the lyrics..

but can someone do "Kitten Love" to the song, "Radar Love"? I think that'd kick ass! :crazy:

[Darth_Kitten]

5. is this it???

I’ve been drivin‘ all night my hand’s wet on the wheel
There’s a voice in my head that drives my heel
And my kitten calls that she needs me here
It’s half past four and I’m shifting gear

When she gets lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable comin‘ in from above
We don’t need to talk at all

We got a thing that’s called kitten love
We got a wave in the air
Kitten Love

Radio’s playin‘ some forgotten song
Brenda Lee’s coming on strong
The road has got me hypnotized
And I’m spinning into a new sunrise

When I get lonely and I’m sure I’ve had enough
She sends her comfort coming in from above
We don’t need a letter at all

We got a thing that’s called kitten love
We got a line in the air
Kitten Love

SOLO

No more speed I’m almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last car to pass here I go
And the line of cars goes down real slow

And the radio played some forgotten song
Brenda Lee’s coming on strong
And the newsman sang his same song
Oh one more kitten lover gone

When I get lonely and I’m sure I’ve had enough
She sends her comfort coming in from above
We don’t need a letter at all

We got a thing that’s called kitten love
We got a line in the sky
We got a thing that’s called kitten love
We got a thing that’s called kitten love


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[tedoll78]

7. YEESSS!

Thank you so much!!! God, that's the stuff!!

:headbang:

[Chovexani]

2. LOL

That's as bad as that old game where you substitute words in Star Wars with "pants".

Never underestimate the power of the pants...:P

[Beaverhausen]

3. Landslide- cause that's whats on right now

I took my love and I took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills
till the Kitten brought me down

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Friend of the Kitten

I lit out from Reno
I was trailed by twenty hounds
Didn't get to sleep that night
Till the morning came around

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the kitten is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I might get some sleep tonight

I ran into the kitten, babe
He loaned me twenty bills
I spent that night in Utah
In a cave up in the hills

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the kitten is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I might get some sleep tonight

I ran down to the levee
But the kitten caught me there
He took my twenty dollar bill
And he vanished in the air

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the kitten is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I might get some sleep tonight

Got two reasons why I cry
away each lonely night
First one's named sweet Anne Marie
and she's my heart's delight
Second one is prison, baby
the sheriff's on my trail
If he catches up with me
I'll spend my life in jail

Got a wife in Chino, babe
And one in Cherokee
First one says she's got my child
But it don't look like me

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the kitten is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I might get some sleep tonight

[Darth_Kitten]

6. LOL I'm getting a good chuckle out of these, guys!!!

:D

[EstimatedProphet]

8. You just came up with this idea to promote your name!

And surprisingly, it works...

[Darth_Kitten]

11. maybe. LOL

it's just the word "kitten" sounds so cute. ;)

[Lady Effingbroke]

9. Kitten Love

Kitten Love

I’ve been drivin‘ all night my hand’s wet on the wheel
There’s a voice in my head that drives my heel
And my kitten calls that she needs me here
It’s half past four and I’m shifting gear

When she gets lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a kitten comin‘ in from above
We don’t need to talk at all

We got a thing that’s called kitten love
We got a wave in the air
Kitten Love

Radio’s playin‘ some forgotten song
Kitty Lee’s coming on strong
The kitten has got me hypnotized
And I’m spinning into a new sunrise

When I get lonely and I’m sure I’ve had enough
She sends her kitten coming in from above
We don’t need a letter at all

We got a thing that’s called kitten love
We got a line in the air
Kitten Love

No more speed I’m almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last cat to pass here I go
And the line of cats goes down real slow

And the radio played some forgotten song
Kitty Lee’s coming on strong
And the newsman sang his same song
Oh one more kitten lover gone

When I get lonely and I’m sure I’ve had enough
She sends her kitten coming in from above
We don’t need a letter at all

We got a thing that’s called kitten love
We got a line in the sky
We got a thing that’s called kitten love
We got a thing that’s called kitten love

edit: oops, didn't see the first 'Kitten Love' post!

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Kitten Killer

It's better you than me.
Kitten killer,
Fuck kitten brutality.
Kitten killer,
I know your family's grievin'
FUCK 'EM!
Kitten killer!
'cause tonight we get EVEN.

[Ladyhawk]

12. Someone had to do it...ahem: In the jungle, the mighty jungle,

the kitten sleeps tonight.
In the jungle, the quiet jungle,
the kitten sleeps tonight.

Weeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-a weee-um um away!!!!

[DemWitch]

13. Kittens of the Universe

The bright light is lying down
The earth and the sea and the sky
Is at rest with the ocean
And the days go by
They go to seas that have no shores
Haunted by that same closed door
Looking up at skies on fire
Leaving nothing left of us
To discover

And the kittens of the universe go their way
Not astounded by the sun or moon or by the day
You and I will simply disappear, out of sight
But I'm afaraid that soon there'llbe no light

No doubt, no pain, come ever again, well
Let there be light in this lifetime
In the cool moments of the nightime

And the kittens of the universe go their way
Not astounded by the sun or moon or by the day
You and I will simply disappear, out of sight
But I'm afaraid that soon there'llbe no light

We will never change again the way we are changing
Well you'll forget the chill of love, But not the strain
Now I know, well, I was wrong
To live for a dream
If I had my life to live over
I would never dream, no
I still wish you gone, and I will live alone
Yes I will live alone

And the kittens of the universe go their way
Not astounded by the sun or moon or by the day
You and I will simply disappear, out of sight
But I'm afaraid that soon there'llbe no light

You will never love again the way you love me
You will never rule again the way you ruled me
You wil never change again the way you're changing

And the kittens of the universe go their way
Not astounded by the sun or moon or by the day
You and I will simply disappear, out of sight
But I'm afaraid that soon there'll be no light


Ya know, I love Stevie, but she really has some Cheney'd up lyrics...

[Beaverhausen]

18. yeah but that's why we love her, right?

I gotta play that CD again soon...

[Bok_Tukalo]

14. You're a kitten

I fearlessly walk into battle
With a shine on my boots and my teeth
Never flinch, never blink, never rattle
My blood is like ice underneath
Oh, I'm the reincarnation of Patton
And I've got Hannibal's heart in my chest
God told me I would have rivalled
Alexander the Great at his best

(You're a kitten)
Quite
(You're a kitten)
Yes
(The exception)
That's right
(You're the final kind)
(You're a kitten)
More of an lion
(Please include me, send us to the line)
Mm, that's right
Very good

Bullets repel off my medals
And my men are in awe when I speak
All chaos my strategy settles
My mere presence gives strength to the weak
For me it seems really alarming
I'm really just only a kitten
With five million sheep in this army
I seem to be the only one fit to command

(You're a kitten)
I'm quite aware
(You're a kitten)
Yeah
(The exception)
Oh, you've noticed
(You're the final kind)
(You're a kitten)
Hey, very true
(Please include me, send us to the line)
Mm, if you're lucky
I must go now and save the world
Move aside mere drop of water, let the ocean pass

(You're a kitten)
Quite right
(You're a kitten)
(The exception)
(You're the final kind)
(You're a kitten)
(Please include me)
Mm hmm
(Please include me)
(Please include me)
Possibly
(Send us to the lines)
Good man
(Send us to the lines)
I'll be at the front, please
(Front of the lines)
Oh, alright Follow me
Another day, another victory
Another

Gold, stripe, another star
Really quite boring sometimes
I wish they'd send someone equal to my strategies
What a kitten
I'm really quite a kitten

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Hey, sucka kitten, whoever you are.

I be hatin sucka MCs, and the sucka kittens
Posing like they hard when we know they damn card
what you figure, rhyme-wise, I do the figure eight
So concisely, musically we are the herb so sit back
and light me, inhale
My style is kinda phat reminescent of a whale
Young girls desires for the females dreams
I be the Abstract Poetic representin from Queens
Socially I'm not a name, black and white got game
If you came to the jam, well I'm glad you came
See, kitten first was used back in the Deep South
Fallin out between the dome of the white man's mouth
It means that we will never grow, you know the word, dummy
Other kittens in the community think it's crummy
But I don't, neither does the youth 'cause we
embrace adversity it goes right with the race
And being that we use it as a term of endearment
Kittens start to bug to the dome is where the fear went
Now the little shorties say it all of the time
And a whole bunch of kittens throw the word in they rhymes
Yo, I start to flinch, as I try not to say it
But my lips is like the oo-wop as I start to spray it
My lips is like a oo-wop as I start to spray it
My lips is like a oo-wop as I start to spray it

Sucka kitten, kitten kitten
I throw the sucka in the front for the ones that front
Sucka kittens, kitten kitten
I throw the sucka in the front for the ones that front
The sucka kittens, kitten kitten
I throw the sucka in the front for the ones that front
It's the neo-kitten of the nineties, c'mon

I be hatin sucka MC's, and the sucka kittens
Posin' like they hard when we know they damn card
what you figure, rhyme-wise, I do the figure eight
So concisely, musically we are the herb so sit back
and light me -- inhale
My style is kinda phat, reminescent of a whale
Young girls desires for the females dreams
I be the Abstract Poetic representin from Queens
Socially I'm not a name, black and white got game
If you came to the jam well I'm glad you came
See, kitten first was used down in the Deep South
Fallin out between the dome of the white man's mouth
It means that we will never grow, you know the word dummy
Other kittens in the community think it's crummy
But I don't, neither does the youth cause we
embrace adversity it goes right with the race
Yo I start to flinch, as I try not to say it
But my lips is like the oo-wop as I start to spray it
My lips is like a oo-wop as I start to spray it
My lips is like a oo-wop, yo you know the rest

The sucka kittens, kittens kittens
I throw the sucka in the front for the ones that front
The sucka kittens, kitten kitten
I throw the suckas in the front for the ones that front
The sucka kittens, kitten kitten
I throw the sucka in the front for the ones that front
Sucka kittens, kitten kitten
Yo Shaheed, take us the fuck outta here

[Darth_Kitten]

16. Again, these are all so good!!!! LOL

I love em!!! :evilgrin:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

21. Hoochie kittens

Big booty hoes -- up wit it!
Hoochie kittens -- up wit it!
Let me see ya touch the ground!

Verse 1: Brother Marquis
I don't know my reputation
But all the niggas in the hood say it's all good
But the bitch ain't shit, so you need to make a switch
Smackin' on ya lips with your hands on your hips
Triflin' slimy, don't try me
Playin' on the phone? You supposed to be grown
Bitch, stop lyin', I ain't with it
Keep runnin' ya mouth and I'ma stick my dick in it
Hoochie hoodrat needs home training
Ghetto-ass always complaining
Tryin to clown in front of my friends
By the way, bitch, can I get those ends?
Fuck theatrics, you ain't no actress
Lay on the mattress and let a nigga splak it
The bitch is full of DRAMA!!
Hoochie hoodrat is a hoe like her kitten!

Chorus (2x): Mr. Mixx
She ain't nothin' but a hoochie kitten!

Yeah, she ain't nothin' but a hoochie kitten!


Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
Hoe I love your big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin' like you're so damn cute
Let a real nigga just knock them boots
I don't need no confrontation
All I want is an ejaculation
'Cause I like them ghetto hoochies
Ones who like to pop that coochie
Miami style!
Makin niggas smile, bitch get wild
'Cause freaky shit is what I like
and I love to see two bitches dyke
My favorite time is 69
Bitch you know it's hoochie time
Fuck what you heard and save the drama
All I want is my hoochie kitten!

Chorus (4x): Luke
You ain't nothin' but a hoochie kitten!


Verse 3
Marquis:
Mama just don't understand
Why I love your hoochie ass
Sex is what I need you for
I got a good girl, but I need a whore
I like my bitch promiscous
Hot in the ass and ready to fuck
Foreplay your way, our way, my way
Trick or freak, and I hit it on Friday

Kid Ice:
Girl, you know you look so cute
Ridin' 'round town in ya Dazzey Dukes
Come on over for a visit
Let a nigga ride in ya Civic
Cos I like them ghetto hoochies
One who got them big ol' booties
Save the drama for your kitten
All I want is my hoochie kitten

Chorus (4x): Luke
You ain't nothin' but a hoochie kitten!


Luke: BREAKDOWN!!!

(Mixx scratches: "God damn, you a trooper!)

Outro(2x): Mr. Mixx
You ain't nothin' but a hoochie kitten!

Yeah, she ain't nothin' but a hoochie kitten!

[VOX]

17. Johnny Cash's last original song: "When the Kitten Comes Around"

There's a kitten goin' 'round takin' names.
An' he decides who to free and who to blame.
Everybody won't be treated all the same.
There'll be a golden ladder reaching down.
When the kitten comes around.

The hairs on your arm will stand up.
At the terror in each sip and in each sup.
For you partake of that last offered cup,
Or disappear into the potter's ground.
When the kitten comes around.

Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
One hundred million kittens singin'.
Multitudes are marching to the big kettle drum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Some are born an' some are dyin'.
It's Alpha's and Omega's Kitten come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The kittens are all trimming their wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

Till Armageddon, no Shalam, no Shalom.
Then the father cat will call his kittens home.
The wise kittens will bow down before the throne.
And at his paws they'll cast their golden crown.
When the kitten comes around.

Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still.
Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still.
Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still.
Listen to the words long down,
When the kitten comes around.

{Repeat chorus}

In measured hundredweight and penny pound.
When the kitten comes around.

[Lady Effingbroke]

19. Man With A Kitten

MAN WITH A KITTEN

Words and Music by Don Henley, Danny Kortchmar and J.D. Souther

I see these kittens at the car wash; kittens at the mall
Little-bitty kittens, and kittens who are tall
One of them is perfect and I want her for myself
And I'm never gonna settle for anybody else
All my good buddies try to fix me up-
Buddy, I've had enough

I'm gonna run a few red lights; grind a few gears
Start a few fist fights; drink a few beers
Even though I'm tryin' every trick in the book
You give me drop dead (drop dead), drop dead looks
You are the finest kitten that I've ever seen
Why you wanna be so mean?


Well, everybody tries to tell me
There's nothin' I can do
But I'm a man with a kitten
Baby, you know it's you

Well, I'm a man with a kitten
Man with a kitten
Man with a kitten
Baby, you know it's you- it's you

Everybody runnin' round here
Sayin, "Where's the kitty? Where's the kitty?"
Sonny boy, don't ask me, 'cause I don't know
I got somethin' else on my mind today-
Somewhere else to go

Well-a, well-a, well-a everybody tries to tell me
There's nothin' I can do
But I'm a man on a kitten
Baby you know it's you

[Chovexani]

20. Kittens of the Universe (Highlander TV theme song)

Here we are, born to be kings
We’re the kittens of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers
And here we are, we’re the kittens of the universe
Here we belong, fighting for survival
We’ve come to be the rulers of your world

I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings
I have no rival, no man can be my equal
Take me to the future of your world

Born to be kings, kittens of the universe
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand
I’m here for your love and I’ll make my stand
We were born to be kittens of the universe

No man could understand, my power is in my own hand
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, people talk about you
People say you’ve had your day
I’m a kitten that will go far
Fly the moon and reach for the stars
With my sword and head held high
Got to pass the test first time - yeah
I know that people talk about me I hear it every day
But I can prove you wrong cos I’m right first time

(Yeah, yeah, alright, watch this kitten fly)
(Bring on the girls)

Here we are, born to be kings, we’re the kittens of
The universe, here we belong, born to be kings
Kittens of the universe, fighting and free
Got the world in my hands, I’m here for your love
And I’ll make my stand
We were born to be kittens of the universe


(There can be only one...kitten! *quickening sound effect*)

[EstimatedProphet]

22. Kittens wear boots-Black Sabbath

Goin' home, late last night
Suddenly I got a fright
Yeah I looked through a window and surprised what I saw
A kitten with boots and dancin' with a dwarf,
All right now!
Yeah, kittens wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah kittens wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes,
Oh all right now!
Yeah, kittens wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah kittens wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes,
All right now!
So I went to the doctor
See what he could give me
He said Son, son, you've gone too far.
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do.