Is there anything more dorky in the world than Tucker Carlson?

[KamaAina]

The evidence would seem to indicate No...

[goobergunch]

1. No. (n/t)

[ewagner]

2. No n/t

[trof]

3. Dorkiest of the dorky.

Dorkus Maximus.
How did he make to to where he is?
Is he s'posed to be "cute' or something?
He's an arrogant supercilious pain in the posterior.

[Breezy du Nord]

4. We should make a list

1. Tucker Carlson

2. Pepfests (for obvious reasons)

3. Duping posts (see #2)

4. Pepfests (see #s 2 & 3)

[Wetzelbill]

5. I have my moments nowadays

[LoneStarLiberal]

6. There Is Tucker Carlson Sr.

A.K.A. Grover Norquist. The name is even dorky. This is what Tucker will age into over time.

[Wetzelbill]

8. Tucker Carlson Sr.?

That's one of the funniest things I've read all day.

Who the fuck names their kid Grover anyway?

You might as well give him a beating before he walked out the door every day just so he could get used to it.

[mitchum]

9. Tucker has two dads...

Norquist and George Will...and I think his godfather is Reggie from the Archie comics

[Warren Stuart]

7. Elvis imitators in jumpsuits trying to pick up chicks in bars

I was at the mall yesterday and passed by a cosmetics place, the salesgirl there had electric blue hair that blended to lime green at the ends. This wouldn't be so bad but she had it up in pigtails that jutted out both sides of her head just above her ears.

Maybe someone might find this attractive, but I thought she looked hideous.

[Wetzelbill]

10. maybe if she had on a Catholic Schoolgirl outfit

[Shrek]

11. But what about . . .

[SoCalDem]

12. I vote No..

[aquaman]

13. No, and I feel sorry for his children

Hopefully they will rebel.

[Capn Sunshine]

14. What about Jonah Goldberg?

UBERDORK

wouldn't even have a job if not for mommy

[grasswire]

15. look at them

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:BWX4bcJ4j6cC:www.broadwaytovegas.com/tuckercarlson


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:fWx0BQ5DMK8C:

[grasswire]

16. how is it that these dorks...

...have so much influence over the American conversation?