~ "Liberal" bad a**es-Billy Jack vs. Kung Fu

[underpants]

Poll question: ~ "Liberal" bad a**es-Billy Jack vs. Kung Fu

[underpants]

1. Okay "other" voter I am through editing

Damn these polls mess me up everytime.

[catmandu57]

2. Young fool was a non violent sort

but he'd kick hell out of billy jack.

[Twillig]

3. The poll is pretty moot

Because Caine would never do something to make Billy Jack
Just Go BESERK!!!

Or because Billy Jack would, in the words of Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon, 'just take a .45 and settle it.'

[Westegg]

4. One tin soldier rides away...

Billy and Kwai Chang Kane would never do battle! It is incorrect to suggest such a confrontation. You are blinded by Western values. Do not forget from whence their power derives. It is larger than Billy and Kane, but both are a part of it. They come from IT, but IT also comes from them. Do you see now? You will see, if you will only LISTEN. It is The Way.

Together, as a team, they put aside all foolish grievances and make their journey to Washington, D.C. Billy has been there before. He will show Kane "The Way." Many in Washington will feel their remorseless justice. Kane will need to be provoked. But he will be, truly. Billy? Er... less so. But in the fullness of time, fists of fury will fly. And then? Ah... Then a new and brighter day will dawn for us all...

[underpants]

5. Okay as long as it doesn't interrupt Fear Factor

I have learned much here Westegg

[Westegg]

6. If you can snatch the pebble from my hand...

...and put it in your mouth along with a cupful of maggots, while lying in a coffin covered with scorpions, then you will achieve enlightenment...

and HALF A MILLION DOLLARS!

[underpants]

7. Huh?What?

D'ju see the boobs on that blonde?

Oh what was it? Oh yeah enlightenment yeah I could use that.

[Westegg]

8. Grasshopper, hear me well: The enlightened soul finds not the snatch...

...for the snatch finds HIM. The pebble? The hell with the pebble. It's of no importance. It's just somethng I say to the students, a kind of test. Are you a faygalleah, or what? That kind of test, if you get my divine drift.

Trust me in this, young would-be master, for I am 107, blind and ugly, and my reed, it surely bends in the wind. But it does not break. And the young girls go on for ever, and their backs are like butter...

[underpants]

9. I'm kicking this just for how hilarious that is

Well done Westegg