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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 11:38 AM
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1st openLy gay hurricane a possibiLity
weather forecasters are predicting a Long and brutaL hurricane
season; hopefuLLy, they'LL approach the end of the aLphabet, so that
finaLLy, the worLd's first openLy gay hurricane*, hurricane richard,
wiLL have his moment in the spotLight. he wiLL firmLy, yet gentLy,
punish the tip of fLorida.

* some may recaLL the whisper campaign surrounding hurricane gLoria,
but she was just young, and experimenting.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 11:42 AM
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1. This hurricane will also have it's own back-up singers.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 11:59 AM
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3. wiLL the back up singers
eventuaLLy get fed up with his hogging of the LimeLight and form their own band?
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 12:37 PM
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13. Naw
The lead will treat the backups like shit and they leave them to go on his own ala "Miss Ross".
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 11:42 AM
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2. Hurricanes can't be Gay!
They are predetermined at inception.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 12:00 PM
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4. we need LegisLation to prevent hurricanes from marrying
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 12:04 PM
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5. That's right.
Next thing ya know hurricanes will want to marry tornados!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 12:05 PM
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6. Yes...and it will head right for Lynchburg, Virginia.
:-)
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 12:13 PM
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10. shrock wiLL be waiting for the eye
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 12:07 PM
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7. I guess Pat Robertson will be very scared of Richard!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 12:08 PM
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8. Richard will rain men all over Miami.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 12:11 PM
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9. Oh no you d'int?
:toast:

Post of the day!!!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 12:14 PM
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12. bwahaha
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 12:14 PM
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11. I thought Hurricane Georges was the first gay hurricane?
:evilgrin: (Didn't you guys see the Kelsy Grammer sketch on SNL? How hilarious was that?)
Duckie
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