How loyal are you to John Kerry?

[alexwcovington]

My results on this nifty little quiz:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blkerryquiz.htm?lastQuestion=9&answers=4&submit=Next+Question+%3E%3E&ccount=999

[madmax]

1. I scored a 10

:evilgrin:

[MercutioATC]

2. I got a "6"...but I'm still voting for him.

I'm just extremely disappointed in him.

[MisterP]

3. 9? Huh.

I'd expect I'd get a lower score, and be dragged to Reeducation Camp Progressive Internationalism by people with "KL" branded on their foreheads.

[strategery blunder]

4. WOO HOO scored a 10

:evilgrin::bounce::party:

edit: and I scored a 0 on a scale of 1-10 on the bu$h*co loyalty quiz!:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[noahmijo]

5. I took the bush quiz instead and got this

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Me too...

Must be these damned electronic quiz machines! :D

[asianjoanne]

7. 10 out of 10!

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard John Kerry supporter. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing Kerry run Bush and Cheney out of the White House, except maybe seeing them dragged away in handcuffs.

Hahaha! Yup! That's me! When Kerry is elected President, I'm going to dance on my rooftop NAKED! lol

[Baja Margie]

8. 10 Baby, 10 all the way !

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[Dookus]

10. Jesus loves you

but I think you're an asshole.

[Rand101]

11. Thank you

[Dookus]

12. ya know what I could use?

a little freeper tongue on my bunghole. Assume the position.

[Name removed]

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[KG]

15. yes, you are.

you'd love to tongue his ass, don;t be afaid to admit it - you're among friends here!

[Dookus]

16. you don't have to be gay...

just be the typical bunghole-licker that your type always is. You can close your eyes and imagine my asshole belongs to your dog.

[Rhiannon12866]

14. This what I got and I was totally honest

I believe that it's the same as yours, though we may have had different individual answers.:shrug:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blkerryquiz.htm?lastQuestion=9&answers=4&submit=Next+Question+%3E%3E&ccount=9

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[Dookus]

18. oh come on....

like you've never shoved a zucchini up your ass.

[Rhiannon12866]

20. Oops, yet again

This guy is history. Why now? Don't Freepers keep normal hours, LOL!:shrug:

[Dookus]

21. I presume

the local strip club just closed, and he came home, whacked off and started posting.

[Rhiannon12866]

22. Well, he's gone

How can these guys be so obvious? I just don't get it. What do they expect? Fortunately, our mods are on the job, even at this hour, and removed him.:-)

[Bhaisahab]

19. Hey "Rand" in Hindi slang is "Whore"....

and Hindi is the language spoken in India. So get your racist jokes out!

[Rhiannon12866]

23. What was that all about? I just cannot imagine why anyone

would come here, just to cause trouble. What's the point? How nice to have someone on DU from India. My grandmother visited there and was very impressed at the beauty of the country and kindness of the people. I am just glad that the disruptor is gone.:-)

[LWolf]

24. 8

Your score is 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. John Kerry is your man. He may not be perfect in your eyes, but next to the smirking idiot who occupies the White House right now, he looks like Abraham Lincoln.

Right on target.

And on the George W. Bush loyalty quiz:

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been a miserable failure as president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

[BiggJawn]

25. When he becomes President, I'll take a bullet for him...

Same as I would have for the Big Dawg.
Don't need no quiz to tell me that.

[regularguy]

26. 9. A lot of those answers are pretty damn funny!

[sundog]

27. 10, if he wins I'll dance on my roof naked

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[La Lioness Priyanka]

28. 10 out of 10

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard John Kerry supporter. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing Kerry run Bush and Cheney out of the White House, except maybe seeing them dragged away in handcuffs.

[NoPasaran]

29. Nine out of 10

I can't help it, he DOES look like Lurch.

[Enraged_Ape]

30. 10 out of 10 on Kerry quiz; 0 out of 10 on Bush quiz

I figured it would be that way. Never hurts to check.