Phfeeew, had a scare today

[HEyHEY]

I'm a very "living on the edge" kinda guy when it comes to being paranoid. I saw an ad on a site for an editor in my company, didn't say where, but sounded like my job. My publisher wanted to know where it was....so I called head office and spoke to "the man"

He said he couldn't say where cause someone was gonna get fired.

I said "It isn't me is it."
He laughed and said "No it's not you, this I promise" and jokingly added "But if you make one more mistake!"

Anyway, it sucks being a paranoid guy sometimes.....my blood pressure is always up and up.

[amber dog democrat]

1. The answer is simple.

stop making mistakes.


then you'll bo fine.

[HEyHEY]

3. I don't make that many mistakes

But I have a mental condition I'm convinced

[amber dog democrat]

13. My last two cube-land jobs

were fraught with paranoia. I mean you are dealing with a corporate entity here.
How can you NOT be paranoid. By the way in my last job I made TONS of mistakes

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Sweet paranoia...

...I know it well.

[redqueen]

4. Oh that sucks

I just accept that disaster is always right around the corner... much easier.

Have I mentioned my car broke down again? I hate cars.

[pagerbear]

5. Don't you want to leave that job anyway?

[HEyHEY]

6. Not before I get a new onE!

[pagerbear]

8. Details, details!

[achtung_circus]

7. Even paranoids have enemies n/t

[jpgray]

9. It's a good thing you're paranoid

Because I really am out to get you. Just you wait, HEyHEY, soon my grand machinations authoring your inevitable downfall will become clear.

:silly:

[HEyHEY]

12. That's all I need!

[Kahuna]

10. Maybe now that they KNOW you're looking at job ads...

they might be tempted to consider firing you. :shrug;

[HEyHEY]

11. no, my publisher is the one that found out

And she said to tell them she knew someone that would be interested