What NOT to say at the Republican National Convention

[underpants]

Those union guys really busted their ass on the stage, huh?

Theater in the round? I didn't know there was a classic tragedy here tonight.

Whose the black guy?

Drop that cross and RUN Jesus.

Pretzel?

God prolly told him to mispronounce that.

What pharmacy is your wife using?

NO Freakin' WAY! REALLY! You are the guy who killed those Japs with the submarine?!?!?

Where's the flight suit?

1,000 dead?!? What, the protesters?

Your husband is taking ANOTHER "nap"?

WOLFEN! Oh........no........that is Karen Hughes.

I heard there were 264 guys in New York who don't even own a car!

Why does W keep asking people if they validate?

Hey look W is over in Alabama.

I was planning on spending more time with my family anyway.

It's Kerry in a walk.

[yellerpup]

1. LOL

Except it really is Kerry in a walk.

[underpants]

3. Preemptive KICK warning

If I have to I will lower my ethical standards (and yes that is possible) an kick this throughout the week.

Thanks. :hi:

[davsand]

2. "Oh yeah--he REALLY is that stupid." n/t

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[underpants]

4. W whore named "Wolf"?Really? Where?

:bounce:

[matcom]

5. Why Is Condi Wearing Blackface?

:bounce:

[jeff30997]

6. What NOT to say at the RNC ?

4 more years of hell.
Vote Chimpy.
I think Hillary is sexy(i really do).
Have you read Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot ?
Bill Clinton was the best President since FDR.
George W Bush is the best President since Bill Clinton.
Who's that idiot on the stage ?
Is it true that Paul Wolfowitz uses his comb as a dildo ?
Boy ! I never thought that one day i would see so many corrupted people at the same place !

[underpants]

7. Do ya think W will ride a stallion in?

[regularguy]

8. Who's up for Morrocan food?!?!?!?

Thank God for public transportation!

[KamaAina]

14. Where can I find a good French restaurant?

Anyone?

[Endangered Specie]

9. "Yeah, I only managed to make it through the first two chapters...

...of Mein Kampf, It really just got kinda dry... I dont know what y'all see in it"

[Endangered Specie]

10. Whats the number for Asian Teen Star Escort Service?

[underpants]

11. Ask for Kimmee

:spank:

[Endangered Specie]

17. Ask for Madame Laura!

[Rambis]

12. Quit peeing on the bill of rights *

x

[Rambis]

13. W, where did you leave the scotch?*

x

[KamaAina]

15. Is that Bloomberg? He's even shorter than I thought.

$$$$$$$$

[Ganja Ninja]

16. "Where can I get a good shot?"

Photo's that is!

[eyesroll]

18. Lynndie! Over here! Can I get a picture?

[KamaAina]

19. Look! That's Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins' building!

Wanna stop up for a nightcap?

[denverbill]

20. I disagree. n/t

[KamaAina]

21. Yes, I can spare a dollar.

Oh, right, they cleared out all the homeless people before the repukeathon, anyway...

[underpants]

24. BREAKING: NYC homeles deployed to Iraq!

Actually they would probably like that.

[KamaAina]

22. Which way to Christopher Street?

for the NY-ignorant, it's the heart of the West Village gay community; not a lot of Log Cabin types down there!

[grannylib]

23. What Would Wellstone Do? eom

[happyasaclam]

25. Three Simple Words...I AM GAY