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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:28 PM Original message |
So a dog with a cowboy hat, a gun, and a missing foot walks into a bar. |
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efhmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
1. That is funny but it took me a sec. Getting slow in my old age. |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:35 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Do you have a good "walks into a bar" joke? |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:40 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra? |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:43 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Very nice! |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:41 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. A priest, a Rabbi, and an Irishman walked into a bar |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:45 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. On their way home from the bar, two peanuts were chase down an alley. |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
7. So this grasshopper hops into a bar, |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:49 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. I haven't heard that one! |
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MisterP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 10:58 PM Response to Reply #8 |
24. Okay: George Bush walks into a bar |
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BlueHandDuo (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
9. A skeleton walks into a bar... |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:56 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Welcome to DU! |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:58 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Great!!! |
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DemBones DemBones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 10:35 PM Response to Reply #9 |
19. Hey! That's MY walked-into-a-bar-joke! |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:55 PM Response to Original message |
10. 3 guys walk into a bar...a priest, a pedophile, and a child molester... |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:58 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Careful! |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
14. A baby seal walks into a bar. |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 10:00 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Oh, man... |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 10:43 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. Crawling up from the floor |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 10:50 PM Response to Reply #14 |
22. you evil person. |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
15. A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender... |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 10:02 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Fantastic! |
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Noodleboy13 (184 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
18. A bear walks into a bar |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 10:49 PM Response to Original message |
21. A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
23. Descartes walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. |
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antigone382 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-24-04 11:46 PM Response to Original message |
25. So a guy walks into a bar |
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