My WWF-style political fantasy...

[phillybri]

Picture this...

John McCain and Dubya are appearing together at a campaign stop. McCain introduces Bush to the crowd, citing his "leadership skills" and "resolve".

After the requisite applause, Dubya steps to the mike and starts into his "terra-freedom-terra" schtick.

A couple minutes in, McCain picks up a chair and BLASTS Bush in the back of the head with it!

Pandemonium ensues, and McCain steps to the front of the stage and opens his shirt to reveal a KERRY/EDWARDS shirt!!! He then proceeds to stomp the shit out of Dubya...

The Fox News reporters are screaming: "This is an outrage!"

"Why would John McCain do this??!?!?!?!??!!!"

A guy can dream can't he???:-)

[SheepyMcSheepster]

1. hehehe

i would like to see some elbow drops of the podium!

[phillybri]

2. How about a drop kick into the crowd?

:evilgrin:

[SheepyMcSheepster]

3. sounds good

or a few good "flair" chops to the chest would suit dubya well. hell even a face rake would be fair game.

[phillybri]

4. How about the old "blinding powder" in the eyes?

Classic...

[Tummler]

5. It could be part of a "double turn" (maybe even a TRIPLE turn)

Turn #1: McCain's "face turn" so eloquently described above.

Turn #2: Leiberman emerges from the crowd in Bush's defense -- thus capping his gradual "heel turn."

Turn #3: Norman Mineta (Secretary of Transportation) runs out from backstage, ostensibly to attack McCain. But it's a swerve! Mineta spits a hearty spray of the dreaded GREEN MIST (the secret weapon of many a Japanese wrestler) into Bush's eyes! Almost forgot Mineta was a Democrat, didn't ya, Chimpy!?!?!

[phillybri]

7. The dreaded GREEN MIST!!!

My all-time favorite inane wrestling plot device...

What are they saying, Japanese wrestlers are actually lizards???:crazy:

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. it can't be wrestling without a Suplex