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[cosmicdot]

W*: we're rounding that corner ... and, the other ones, too ... just like in any maze ... there can be a lot of 'em ... just today there is economic news ... and, some may be out tomorrow ... sometimes there is economic news every day if you listen or if you're told there is ... take for example, the news that economic indicators are down <cheers; screaming> ... stocks are falling <shrills of delight; more screaming> ... moving America forward <rapture in the audience> ... keep your head and arms inside the car ... corners, here we come ...






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Xcel Center, Wednesday, Aug. 18, 2004 in St. Paul, Minn.

[Jo March]

1. I'm staying the course with this blue shirt

'cuz I'm a blue shirt President.

[CarolynEC]

2. "Dang. Where is everybody? Today is Tuesday, isn't it?" n/t

[skip fox]

3. " . . . and then there's the so-called 'Middle East.' How come it's on the

other side of the globe from the Northeast, not like the Middle West which is kinda where you might expect it to be? How come there's no Middle South or North? Or, how 'bout this . . . if helium is lighter thatn air, why doesn't it al just blow away? How can we even have any? And . . . how many of those ol' 'greenouse gases' really come from a greenhouse? . . . You see . . . that's my point . . . NONE of these things many a gosh darn bit of sense. . . . That's why I say: Nothing makes sense anyway, so vote for us!' Yiipeee!"

[underpants]

4. Glad all you contributors could make it the boarding.....

Glad to see you all got the e-mail about black sweatsuits and Nikes. NOW I am going to stay in this blue shirt because it is just as effective in outer space as it is here not that we polled or focus grouped on it and we certainly did get that other information from those 'round Earthers' from NASA but anyway I digress..oh I see you all are already boarding the mothership guess you didn't need my leadership on that one hehehe (looks around to the people on the stage.........no one is left on stage) HEY! you guys are leaving without your leader....YOOHOOO! Hey guys I'm----------Boarding pass? what boarding pass I am the leader! guys........GUYS!.......

[Richardo]

5. "....and twirling, always twirliing!!"

(Don't blame me - I voted for Kodos)

[BringEmOn]

6. Where'd everybody go? Did I miss out on the Rapture?

[underpants]

7. Commentator: Looks like he got a little to close to the pommel horse...

I don't think he will be able to handle the dismount. That will be a 1/2 a point deduction.

[VOX]

8. "Testing...1-2-3...testing, testing..1 anda 2 anda 3...test, test...1-2-3"

"Damn, this is the HARD part, too!"