Hilton's Lost Chihuahua Turns Up (Thank you, Jeebus!)

[Wickerman]

thank gawd - had I known this, I wouldn't have been sleeping these nights...


LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton's publicist said Wednesday the reality television personality's missing Chihuahua Tinkerbell has been found.


The lanky socialite and star of the Fox reality show "The Simple Life 2: Road Trip" was offering $5,000 reward for the dog, missing for a week, Tracy Shaffer confirmed. It was unclear how the dog managed to get away, and there was no information on where the dog turned up or if the reward was given.

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[TX-RAT]

1. What ya gonna spend all that money on?

I thought you were holding out for 7500.00

[Wickerman]

7. Actually, I got a sweet 10k

for being quiet.

The dog was never missing - just stayed over at my house - gave the gal who is famous for being famous a chance to work on her dramatic chops. Got her name in the papers, and now all of Amurica knows who Tinkerbell is...

[ronnykmarshall]

2. Poor dog.

Life in the streets would be better than having that whore schlep you around.

[WinterStorm]

6. I can't stop laughing at your comment

White trash with cash!

[jackieforthedems]

3. Bush Had Tinkerbell

Don't ya think?!

[mac56]

4. I don't like her - however -

I've got two loving Chihuahuas at home. I wouldn't wish this on anyone. Glad Tinkerbell is home.

[tandot]

5. I don't like her rich trailer trash ass...but I would be devastated if my

Leo would go missing.

And her dog is a real cutie...

[thecrow]

8. And how much time did/will CNN spend on this?

:crazy:

[disenfranchised]

11. I know they really cut into their Peterson coverage.

[flamingyouth]

9. I'm sure she's a responsible pet owner

:eyes:

[MadHound]

10. Paris Hilton, proving everday that you don't have to be poor

To be white trash. Man, I will be ever so happy when her fifteen minutes of fame are over.

[stranger_with_candy]

12. Oh good

I can stop lighting candles and praying for a safe return.

[skygazer]

13. Poor dog

Probably thinking, "Rats! I almost got away!"