The Taking-It-To-The-Matresses of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"And we're going to make sure that the Duck Wad, so called, is a Lame Duck come November!"

[underpants]

1. how much "experience" do you need to screw things up THIS much

Apprently not very much but then I am an intelligent interested person so that will go a long way from us going anywhere near the level of fucktardness that this misadministration has shown, plus they will be leaving us a "how not to" template.

[cosmicdot]

2. folks, does the acronym FUBAR ring any bells?

[HughBeaumont]

3. Hee hee . .

"Does anyone else but me think Pickles should get back in the damned Stepford Day Spa where she belongs?"

[VOX]

4. "Let's see...how many days until I debate Cheney? Man, I can't wait!"

"I've never sat that close to a cyborg."

[BringEmOn]

5. I was born and raised down in Alabama...

¯...On a farm way back up in the woods
I was so ragged folks used to call me Patches
Papa used to tease me but he was hurt cus he done all he could..¯

¯...And in tears he said
Patches, I'm depending on you son
To pull the family through
My son, it's all left up to you ¯