Giant Raccoon Fight!

[Dookus]

Well, not giant raccoons. Just a big fight. I was in the house and heard all sorts of odd noises - sounded like a pack of attacking Godzilla. I went out on the street to watch - all my neighbors did, too!

Three raccoons going crazy. Lord, the noises they made! We scared 'em off, and one hung around making the most horrible sound - maybe he was hurt, but he was walking OK. Probably just mad.

The good news is I met a guy two doors down I'd never met in my 6 years here. The bad news is I introduced myself to a neighbor I'd met many times. In my defense, it was dark out :)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. Erm, are you sure they were, um "fighting"? If you know what I mean.

And I think you do.

[Dookus]

2. ah

that whiny sound might've just been a sexually frustrated raccoon.

But raccoon mating season is in the Spring.

[HEyHEY]

3. Nothin like a racoon fight to bring the neighbourhood together

[Dookus]

5. I'm gonna start

setting them up as a neighborhood bonding exercise.

The cock fights seem to have lost their uniting power.

[underseasurveyor]

4. Maybe just your everyday family squabble?

Mom and Pop just tryin' to kick their kid to the curb? :evilgrin:

[Dookus]

6. Ya know what?

That's probably what it was. The guy who walked away all pissing and moaning was a youngster. Maybe he just got kicked out of his parents' basement.

[indigobusiness]

7. hmmmm???

"The good news is I met a guy two doors down I'd never met in my 6 years here. The bad news is I introduced myself to a neighbor I'd met many times. In my defense, it was dark out "

Did you say "Hi, I'm Dookus"?