I want to wean my cats off food altogether...

[name not needed]

:P

[Nevernose]

1. Don't make fun of cats, people's love of cats, or feline-related activity

Some folks around here take it REALLY seriously.

[Carni]

2. Oh yeah? Well...

My cat says....

[SoDesuKa]

3. The Great Cat in the Sky

After you die, the Great Cat in the Sky will judge you on the merits of your life. You will be surprised at the simplicity of the questions:

• In your life were you good to cats?
• Did you feed stray cats?
• Did you stop to pet friendly cats you met on the sidewalk?
• Did cats curl up and sleep by your fireplace?

Do you sense the drift of these questions? Depending on your answers, you will be allowed to continue your journey into your Next Life. If not, you will be sentenced to repeat this one, and George Bush will still be president.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

4. I adore my cats, buuuut...

I have no doubt that if push came to shove and they were big enough to do so, they'd eat me.

[prole_for_peace]

5. it would make the litter box much cleaner....

i love my cats but, damn. one of them fills one of the litter boxes every day. he is only a little kitty and he doesn't eat that much but he makes a lot of stinky poo.

[name not needed]

6. kick

:kick:

[Guy Fawkes]

7. Once I made fun of Shadow for being Über fat....

and now she tries to kill me every time I fall asleep by lying down on my face.