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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 12:26 AM
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If Domestic Cats had banks, would they loan you money?
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VoteDemocratic2004 Donating Member (691 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 12:30 AM
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1. Cats are republicans and Dogs are democrats
Edited on Mon Aug-09-04 12:43 AM by VoteDemocratic2004
Cats don't share but Dogs do.

My Cat wouldn't give you a dime if he had a bank account and he complains all of the time about the homeless cat that I took in.

But, he told me that he hated Bush and if he were outside and he was around a Bush he would pee on them. :evilgrin:
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politicat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 12:42 AM
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2. my cats? One would, one would not.
One shares everything - dead moths, kibble, wet food, bath time, hair, hairballs... everything he has, he wants to share.

One is a little more... self centered.

Of course, they've got the cognitive ability of two year olds, so what's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine, and what used to be mine is mine, and what looks like mine is mine, and what could potentially be mine in the future is mine....

Pcat
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VoteDemocratic2004 Donating Member (691 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 12:45 AM
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3. My cat that came with papers
Has an attitude that his kitty poo's don't stink. The homeless cat that I took in has a different attitude and I do believe that he would share things if the other guy wasn't so possessive.
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 01:46 AM
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4. my kitties share everything..
Food,sleepspace,cat boxes,toys & me..I luv em..I just wish I had three hands for easier skritches in triplicate.
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the Kelly Gang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 03:07 AM
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5. cats do have banks..me, and they don't lend me my money
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