What do you lie about?

[ringmastery]

silly things like age or weight or more serious things?

[noahmijo]

1. Yes honey I love Barry Manilow and Barbara Streisand!

Just kiddin (my girl is into neither)..I dunno...good question......I guess I have a hard time telling friends I care about the harsh truths.

[buycitgo]

2. everything

except this

[asthmaticeog]

3. I don't have a girlfriend and my father's dead.

What the hell could I possibly NEED to lie about?

[buycitgo]

4. that's ME in the pig suit with the other pig

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Wow, that suit really makes you look like the pResident. (nt)

[r_u_stuck2]

5. Never

I have never lied to a woman, only to a few men about golf scores.

[CandyCrim21]

8. LOL

Your going strait to hell for that one;)

[lpbk2713]

7. "Hi. Nice to see you."

Actually (in some cases) I'd rather see you step in front of a speeding freight train.

[VoteDemocratic2004]

9. My age and caring about a bastard that I hate

Did I say that I hate liars!

[WindRavenX]

10. minor things

Weight- hey, do you REALLY need to know my EXACT weight?
Other than that, I really don't tell white lies...

[LuCifer]

11. Anything that prevents my dick from getting cut off!

JUST KIDDING!!!!!!

Oh holy crap, if my girlfiend saw this!

Nah, she knows my warped ass cents of humor!

I find it hard to lie...I'm NOT a republiKKKan!

Lu Cifer, aka "that asshole with the purple mohawk"

[LuCifer]

12. Oh alright!

Ok, I DO lie! Only to the poor guy at my local liquor store...I'm 29, and the dude thinks I'm not a damn day over 20! Well hell, thanks for carding me! Especially since come December I'll be friggin 30! BARF! At least I can still LIE and freak his ass out! "YEAH, I'M 18! THANKS! BYE!" And just RUN out of the store!!! Oh man, thank gods they too have a sick warped humor like I do!

[West Coast Democrat]

13. What do YOU lie about?

[West Coast Democrat]

14. Also....

why don't you ever come back after you start these threads?

[put out]

15. Everything, except right now I'm telling the truth.

No, I'm just lying about that, too. But not now, I promise.

Just kidding. Still lying. Ha, ha, not really.