Penis enlargement and Credit Reports?

[trumad]

These are the spams I get in my inbox on a daily basis... So let me get this straight... I can have a larger penis and great credit... Sign me up baby!

[supernova]

1. Large Penises

apparently solve everything!

[rooboy]

3. I think that myth's been debunked.

you've got a massive prick in the WH and nothing's been solved there...

[supernova]

5. Yes, and see

NOBODY CARES around here! Majic large penises obliterate all thought! Except that is for our few disgruntled selves who post at DU!

[ForrestGump]

7. Yes, but he has no

principles.

[rooboy]

2. And don't forget...

that since mortgage rates have never been so low, you can also lose weight faster than ever!!

[EOTE]

4. This is why I don't like anti-spam legislation...

How else can I get a large penis and check the status of my credit. I almost feel as if these legislators are infringing upon my rights.

[damnraddem]

6. Those plus: Viagra, refinance loans, and porn.

The spam pours in at home -- the firewall keeps most out at work (but what gets through, about twice a day, are wonderful money-making opportunities in Nigeria, if only I will ...). I do 'block sender,' but they generate new sender names faster than I can block them. Some of the porn spams mess with my PC, start to execute automatically, try to prevent my blocking them. Yes, we need anti-spam legislation -- but the spammers are likely to keep ahead of any controls and don't care about the legalities. Forget terrorism -- how about a 'war on spam'?

[Green Mountain Dem]

8. Hey...I like SPAM....

just had a Spamwich for lunch...then I took a Viagra cuz that's the only penis enlargement that works for me...and then only for about 20 mins. So my wife better not get stuck in traffic on the way home or she will find me ...down and out..in more ways than one!!!
On the other hand (so to speak) if she arrives early it will really give rise (hmmmm) to the true meaning of the phrase...Bring it On...

[Kat45]

9. Not only do I get the penis enlargement spams regularly,

but I got a pretty disgusting piece of spam giving a URL to see a teenage girl doing a horse! I didn't know that spam got that blatant. I could only imagine someone like my mother getting that piece of mail--that's way beyond her base of knowledge, as it should be.