Post your DU deathwish here.

[Renew Deal]

Anyone you want to see get a dirtnap?

[JohnKleeb]

1. a dirtnap?

I prefer my bed thank you if I want to nap.

[Nevernose]

2. The producers of Death Wish V?

And whoever chnaged the original ending to Rocky V deserves some serious fucking capital punishment as well.

Wonder how long it'll take for this thread to get locked? Will I even get to click "Post Message" in time?

[Maddy McCall]

3. Do you ever have time away from your authority figure...

whether it be your mother, your wife, whomever?

This is so juvenile, it's sad.

[Renew Deal]

6. Need a tissue?

:cry:

You are overreacting.

[Maddy McCall]

10. No...need a nanny?

You are overcompensating for the stifling life you obviously lead.

[Renew Deal]

11. Right

and you're a hard ass because your parents beat you. Aren't assumptions fun?

[slinkerwink]

4. Just fucking stupid and immature

:eyes:

[Renew Deal]

7. Talk to your hamster about it.

[slutticus]

5. HEZBOLLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cally]

8. How do I figure this one out???

I think I'm truly offended but I still can't believe you meant what you posted. It's late at night but I think you need to explain yourself.

[Renew Deal]

9. It comes from some other thread

where the overly sensitive and the thought police are out in force. It's a joke.