What would you do if you were Barney the Dog?

[LynneSin]

This poor dog must be frustrated as hell with all the toting around, dropping and torture he has to go through being Bush's pet



If you were Barney - what would you do???

[arwalden]

1. I'd Piss In His Shoes...

... and take a crap on his pillow. And bite him whenever I'd get a chance.

Good boy! Atta boy!

-- Allen

[Turbulence]

31. you took the words right out of my mouth

[prolesunited]

2. Bite him,

pee on his leg and then run away in hopes of finding a nice liberal owner.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Guess where I would bite him???

Except there probably isn't much there.

[Maple]

4. Bite early

Bite often

[Journeyman]

5. I'd look forward to those rare occasions. . .

when the boob gets his clocked cleaned "while eating pretzels and watching tv," and when he came too, sprawled on the carpet, spittin' blood and sporting a rosey-red shiner, he'd find me just sitting there, looking at him, not interested in his welfare whatsoever. Yeah. Those are the moments I'd wait for.

[KC]

6. I would

lift my leg. :)

KC

[liberalmuse]

7. I'd go Pit Bull on his ass...

or goad a rabid squirrel into biting me, and then I'd go and bite Jr. right in the nuts, and then I'd lunge for an SS, take a bullet, and die a hero.

Poor Barney. Dog's can sense evil. He must think he is in hell.

[rfranklin]

8. Expect to be rubber hosed by the Secret Service...

Jokes about the Chimp are not allowed.

[liberalmuse]

12. Oh C'mon!

No one has been threatened here.

[Flubadubya]

9. I would run away...

as fast as my stubby little Scottie legs could carry me... and never look back. That's what I'd do.

Go Barney. Become a street dog! Woof! Woof! :kick:

[carpetbagger]

28. With his luck, he'd end up on the other side of the county...

...at David Koresh's old ranch.

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[GCP]

10. You've just gotta love that dog

That's the best picture so far, and there's been a few!

He so obviously hates numbnuts, it's hilarious.

[corarose]

11. I would get an order of protection against the f*cking nut that uses me!

Just Kidding!

I would drag out some papers that the Piece Of Shit has been hiding with notes on them planning to kill people for his benefit.

The Piece Of Shit is using that Dog for photo ops and I bet he lives in a cage the rest of the time.

Poor Barney he is such a beautiful dog and he doesn't deserve to be dropped or possibly kicked. The Bushes have no respect for animals their Cat was found walking the streets of L.A. and they claimed to have given it away but I think that they dumped it.

How the hell could anything like the bastard from HELL.

Animals can sense evil!

[Deja Q]

13. Look at those perfectly robotic stud-muffin sargeants!

Doing their pseudo-nazi salute to the Incomptent Chief*. Aka Shrubbypants*. Aka Bushbastard*...

I'd gnaw off the leash and run for my life if I were the dog!

[corarose]

14. Did you ever notice that they look alike

Kind of creepy like they are bred in a lab to kill for the Resident even if it means taking out innocent people.

[roguevalley]

15. I love scotties because they are stubborn and independent but

this is strange. That dog doesn't know him so he
doesn't obey him and want to be with him. This
breed is INCREDIBLY loyal and desirious to be with
you 24/7. They LOVE to go with someone they know
and love.

Poor baby. He's a neglected ornament. Love him.
Want him.

[SoCalDem]

16. Run awayyyyyyyy, run awayyyyyyy

[corarose]

17. They are one of my favorite dogs

That Dog lives in a cage I can almost guarantee it. I use to be a Dog Groomer 100 years ago and you can tell it by the way it looks at him or reacts to the Piece Of Shit.

[NYC]

18. I'd put the ASPCA on speed dial.

.

[proud patriot]

19. Passive resistance

kinda of like what barney is doing in that picture

[Wcross]

20. Run out into traffic

That would get him!

[Breezy du Nord]

21. "Please, somebody kill me!!"

I'd rather be in dog Hell, with round the clock anal thermometers and an eternity in a vets office somewhere where it's real, real hot than spend antoher second next to that god awful man!"

[meow2u3]

22. Bite him in the you-know-where

Right where it counts! hee-hee-hee Bush got Barney neutered, so it's time to return the favor :evilgrin:

[kodi]

23. demand secret service protection from that idiot who dropped me

code name: "kibbles"

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

24. I love Barney

I thought it was hilarious when he ran toward the kids at the Whitehouse Christmas story reading and they got scared. He's too cute. If I was Barney I'd bite the leash off so I could get away and go hang out with Seamus, the Clintons' newest dog. :)

[Dogmudgeon]

25. I'd shoot smack

I'd also start fucking cats and take a meeting with Bret Easton Ellis' agent.

--bkl
Thge Barney Bush Book Tour:
Bright Lights, Big Dimbulb
Less Than Gore
Slaves of USA-PATRIOT
From Kennebunkport
The Rules Of Subversion
and last, but not least
American Psycho

[Rhiannon12866]

26. That poor dog!

There are more pictures of this poor little guy trying to get away from Bush*. The man is no better with dogs than he is with the English language!:grr:

And what a stupid name for a Scottie! Angus or McTavish or Seamus (the Clintons' new dog) would be much more appropriate. He probably hates his name!:mad:

If this seems like an irrational statement, let me introduce you to the real Barney. This is my perfect boy and, in case anyone thinks I am a closet freeper who chose to name her dog after Bush*s, my Barney was born @ 1985 and had the name long before this poor animal was born.:grr:

The real Barney:

[JohnKleeb]

27. Yawn I should be in bed but Rhi you got a cute dog there

Also Barney sounds like an Irish name better fitting for an Irish dog I guess :), Seamus sounds good for a Scottish one. Rhi we all know you are far from a closet freeper now good night and see you around and maybe in the morning.

[Rhiannon12866]

29. Good night, John, and sleep well.

Thanks for agreeing me about the dogs and especially for admiring my beloved Barney. He is the best dog I will ever know. I am glad you don't think I am a closet freeper. If you are signing off, I'd better look at the clock! LOL!:7

Rhiannon

[Rhiannon12866]

30. Good night, John, and sleep well.

Thanks for agreeing me about the dogs and especially for admiring my beloved Barney. He is the best dog I will ever know. I am glad you don't think I am a closet freeper. If you are signing off, I'd better look at the clock! LOL!:7

Rhiannon

[ProfessorGAC]

32. Too Bad It's Not My Barney!

My dog Barney is a big thug who would jump up on the drunken frat boy and knock his ass down. There's no way that buffoon would be able to stabilize his balance when my 110# beastie plopped against him.
The Professor

[Rhiannon12866]

36. It sounds like Bush* would be no match for your Barney! LOL!

My sweet Barney is about the same size as the one frat boy is terrorizing and has the temperament of a saint. Any chance we can switch his Barney for yours?:evilgrin:

[CBHagman]

33. Leap into Democratic arms and laps as soon as ...

...the same reach the White House. That's assuming Bush even bothers to meet with any Democrats. Oh, dear, the snivelng little coward doesn't like being around people who might disagree!

I would seek tummy rubs from Helen Thomas and look adoringly at her and Russell Mokhiber.

I would growl menacingly at Tom DeLay until he departed the premises, ignore Bill Frist, and nip at Donald Rumsfeld.

I would be friendly with anyone of color, especially staff, with the glaring exception of Elaine Chao, who would get the DeLay treatment.

Hm. Being a dog might be more interesting than I thought...

[TennesseeWalker]

34. I would turn State's Evidence and plea bargain.

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[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. Vote for Dean or Kucinich...

A doggy's only chance for a fair shake...