Who should NOT play James Bond?

[Dookus]

Macauley Culkin
Paul Sorvino
Shelley Winters
Michael J. Fox
Woody Allen

[dolo amber]

Emo Phillips

:D

[CanuckAmok]

1. Jon Lovitz...also...

Charles Napier

Jackie Chan

Margot Kidder

Tom Green

M. Emmet Walsh

Nina Hartley

Henry Gibson

Linda Lavin

Ron Jeremy

Gary Busey

[BeatleBoot]

2. Corporal Agarn

(Okay, I'll let it go...)

:+

[Ivan Sputnik]

3. David Schwimmer

for one.

[Radical Activist]

4. Jim Carey

That would be a whole new take on the role.

[The Spirit of JFK]

5. Anna Nicole Smith...

Jeff Foxworthy
Anyone from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Dr. Phil
Jack Black...no wait, I take this one back.
Keannu Reeves
Gerard Depardieu

[Jade Fox]

6. Joe Pesci

What ever happened to him? No don't tell me. I don't want to know.

Love your Hamster for Kerry/Edwards

[Dalvis]

7. Clint Howard n/t

[Unperson 309]

8. Joe Pesci!

James Bond should not be played by:

Cher
Burt Ward
Drew Carey
Paul Williams
Herve Villachaise
Minnie Pearl
Tom Arnold (Rosanne's former hubby if I got the first name wrong)
Jerry Lewis
DICK CHENEY!

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[CO Liberal]

12. Herve Villachaise and Minnie Pearl Are Dead

So they CAN't play James Bond.

[EstimatedProphet]

9. R. Lee Ermey

Wilfreed Brimley either

[mac56]

10. Carrot Top

nm

[LTR]

11. Woody Allen DID play Bond

"Casino Royale".

It was a spoof, though. Not a very good one, though.

[Algorem]

13. Boy George

Gerry Adams

[Jack Rabbit]

14. Roger Moore

He demonstrated over and over again that he should not play Bond.

[CanuckAmok]

15. Except in "A View to a Kill"...

Nobdy could play Bond opposite Walken/Jones EXCEPT Roger Moore.

[jpgray]

21. Walken plays the same guy in every movie

But he's cool enough so it doesn't matter. A Nazi genetic superman with a Queens accent? :silly:

[IronLionZion]

16. Abe Vigoda

[Kadie]

17. William Hung

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

18. Anybody.

The James Bond franchise is long dead, and these constant, pathetic attempts to keep it going are a complete waste. Let the poor thing die while it still has some prestige left.

[lpbk2713]

19. Paul Reubens

[T_i_B]

20. Robbie Williams

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

22. Dom DeLuise

But he play Bond's funny side-kick.