While watching the Fuax News convention coverage

[MichaelHarris]

and picking at my ear I pulled out a large mass. Something this big shouldn't come out of ones ear right? Pics on request.

[bloodyjack]

1. POST PICS PLEASE

Was it earwax? It was probably earwax.

[MichaelHarris]

3. it could have been but

it was shaped like Bill Oreilys head

[lapfog_1]

2. Can you still understand foreign languages?

If not, it could be a babelfish!

[MichaelHarris]

4. LOL

I was worried it was a frontal lobe falling off due to too much Faux News

[lapfog_1]

5. No, I don't think it works that way

I think you have to have the prefrontal lobotomy BEFORE you are
allowed to watch Faux News. Not the other way around.

Course, if you ARE watching Faux, it could be your brain trying
to escape the body inflicting this upon it.

Be careful if you feel a sudden urge to drive an ice pick into your
own eyeballs. Grab the remote and SLOWLY change channels and promise
your brain "I will remove Faux from the program guide, I will remove
Faux from the program guide."

[MichaelHarris]

7. hahahahha

thanks alot, I wondered why I woke up on the couch with the tv on Faux and an ice pick in my hand.

[bloodyjack]

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