Teen Claims She Found a Joint in her McDonald's Yogurt Parfait

Champ

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Mon Jul-26-04 05:21 PM
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Teen Claims She Found a Joint in her McDonald's Yogurt Parfait

Edited on Mon Jul-26-04 05:22 PM by Champ

SAN BENITO, Texas - A teenager says she found a partially smoked, quarter-inch long marijuana cigarette in her frozen yogurt parfait at a McDonald's in South Texas.

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According to a San Benito police report, only two McDonald's employees made parfaits that morning. Restaurant management told police the employees take drug tests.

Police took the used marijuana cigarette as evidence.

No charges have been filed and no arrests have been made.

"We're conducting our own internal investigation into this incident," said Joe Magliolo, operations manager for the company that owns the McDonald's franchise. "Obviously, it would be inappropriate to come to any conclusions as to what did or did not happen until all the facts are known."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=7&u=/ap/20040726/ap_on_fe_st/marijuana_mcdonald_s

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NashVegas

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Mon Jul-26-04 05:24 PM
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1. "Quarter-inch long 'cigarette'"

Jeeezus. Can't these copy editors get it right?

It's a ROACH, people!

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Endangered Specie

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Mon Jul-26-04 05:25 PM
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2. Sorta brings a new meaning to a "Happy meal" eh?

Edited on Mon Jul-26-04 05:25 PM by Endangered Specie

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MrSlayer

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Mon Jul-26-04 05:25 PM
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3. Lucky kid, I always get some stupid toy.

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JVS

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Mon Jul-26-04 05:28 PM
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4. Quitcherbitchin

Sometimes you just have to enjoy the good things in life and not complain

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jdonaldball

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Mon Jul-26-04 05:36 PM
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5. What a waste of yogurt

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Endangered Specie

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Mon Jul-26-04 05:38 PM
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6. Shit, what a waste of joint, she probably threw it away.

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DenverDem

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Mon Jul-26-04 05:38 PM
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7. They really do "Do It All For You".

Sales of frozen parfaits spike up 5000%.

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