EQUAL TIME - Dog Haiku

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Love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten mouse.


I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be


Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds--I celebrate
By kissing your face.


I sound the alarm!
Paper boy--come to kill us all--
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!


I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush.
Hello, Spot--Sniff this and weep


I sound the alarm!
Garbage man--come to kill us all--
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!


How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.


I sound the alarm!
Mail carrier--come to kill us all--
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!


My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle


I sound the alarm!
Gardener--come to kill us all--
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!


I Hate my choke chain--
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!


Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot--no greater bliss--well,
Maybe catching mice


Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do


The cat is not all
Bad--she dots the neighborhood
With Tootsie Rolls


Dig under fence--why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.


I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.


My owners' mood is
Romantic--I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.

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