Jesus Quits as Bush Savior

[HawkerHurricane]

Late News:

In a news conference today, Jesus announced that he was feed up with President Bush and was resigning effective immediately as Bush's savior.

"The man keeps breaking the Commandments, so I had no choice," Jesus was quoted as saying.

Substitute saviors are being interviewed for the job. The U.S. Supreme Court and Republican Majority in the House of Representatives have expressed an interest saying, you don't have not lie, not steal, not covert that which is your neighbor's or not kill. Just so you don't get any BJs including from your wife.

Other saviors mentioned, including Mohammad, have all said Bush would first have to burn in hell for his crimes against humanity for at least 1000 years before they would consider the job.

In related stories, Bush spokesman calls Jesus low level hold over from Clinton administration mad about being cut out of the loop who is just trying to sell a book.

[havocmom]

1. HH, retirement agrees with you!

love both your offerings tonight!

[Cybergata]

2. I love it!

:hippie:

[Mr. Blonde]

3. Noboby fucks with the Jesus. n/t