Quotes from a Freeper's AIM Profile

[St. Jarvitude]

This guy's a mere acquaintance of mine. Anyway, the other day, he IMs me and says that he has a "retart" (sic) to my "liberal hate fest profile" (if only this had been after last night's Daily Show, I would've been laughing really really hard). Just for completeness' sake, here's my profile:

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"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
- G.W. Bush, 9/13/01

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

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'It is not possible to find a leader more foolish than Bush, who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom. Kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish blasphemy and present it to the Arab and Muslim nation as civilization. Because of this we desire Bush to be elected.
- al Qaeda statement 3/17/04

Okay, pretty cool, no? So I ask him what his "retart" (the most important thing to do when dealing with wingnuts is to make them feel smart at first) is, and he directs me to his profile (WARNING: Stop drinking now before you read any further. I am not responsible for liquids ruining anyone's keyboards here :D):(comments in parentheses are mine)

"Evil must be defeated, for it can never be appeased."

"It costs a fortune to seek out terrorists, but you can't put a price on freedom."

"A country without leadership is hardly a country at all." (I don't see how he can support * then :shrug:)

"Those who believe in freedom must fight for it, those who dont can hide in their own filth" (uh, ok - and you're planning on enlisting in the Army when ... ?)

"If you believe in the American dream, show that you do, if you dont go live somewhere else" (Thanks, asshole - your Neo-Fascist dream and my American dream are quite different)

"'It' represnts a clear view of the world, you will know if you have 'it'. If you have to convince yourself that you have 'it', then you most certainly don't have 'it'" (:wtf: Is this from that Southpark boy-band that Stan's dad was in? o/` Yeah, you have got it. It is what you have, cause you have got it o/`)

"Excelence (sic) doesn't just happen, it is a decision you make every day" (Your "excelence" in spelling is apparent.)

Oxymoron- A liberal bovine (I asked him how this was insulting, and he couldn't explain it. I told him that it was true - that liberals tend to be healthy good-looking <where it counts, inside, and of course on the outside. Jessica Alba - 'nuff said>, and as un-bovine as can be, while the pugs tend to be the unhealthy overweight folks like Oxyrush and KKKarl Rove.)

When I took the initiative in pointing the obvious flaws in his "quotes" (see below), he spam-warned me up to the individual max (if you're not familiar with AIM - you have a "Warning Percentage" that impacts what you can and can't do online) and blocked me.

I think this bozo just made up all of the quotes, seeing as how they're not familiar to me and they're pretty stupid to boot. Also notice the lack of attributed sources for every one of them.

Idiot freepers. Gotta love 'em :D

[galadrium]

1. Well you can't expect much from the Freeps

I like your profile though.

[Momgonepostal]

2. I'll lie awake nights wondering about the ...

..."liberal bovine"

Was calling the phrase an oxymoron supposed to be insulting to liberals? To bovines? Does he know what a bovine is? Is this some right wing euphemism I don't know about? AHHHHHHHHH! My head hurts!

[St. Jarvitude]

3. My other friend got it, I think.

I asked him about it, and he seemed to get the gist of it (he called it retarded to - and he's about as hardline conservative as you get :-/)

It turns out he wasn't using "liberal bovine" as a definition. Rather, it was just idiocy.

OX(1)yMORON(2) corresponds (in his birdbrain anyway) with liberal(2) bovine(1).

He thinks it's clever, I guess. There must be a fine line between idiocy and wit in his mind.

[Beer Snob-50]

4. I just went to encarta dictionary

and found that the term "bovine" has one of it's meaning being "slow". Maybe in his own unintentional way, he was insinuating that liberals are by defination slow.