I ate 6 babies today, if you must ask

[Zomby Woof]

*urp* Chewy little critters too. They get softened up riding in special shopping carts all day. :evilgrin:

[goobergunch]

1. Human babies? (n/t)

[Zomby Woof]

2. yes

Full of vitamins and the cartilage is soft enough I don't even need to debone them!

[radwriter0555]

3. Like VEAL them little suckers are! All tender and JUICY!

what's YOUR favorite seasoning?

[Zomby Woof]

8. Tabasco!

So versatile!

[SOteric]

4. You are

Mike Tyson and I claim my 5 quatloos!

[NekoChris]

5. !!!

Sparks: It's a book.
Debbie: What's it called?
Sparks: A Modest Proposal.
Debbie: Who's it by?
Sparks: Johnathan Swift.
Debbie: What's it about?
Sparks: ...
Sparks: Eating babies.

Edit: Quotes - Sealab 2021

[Zomby Woof]

6. love that one

My 12th grade English teacher had me read "A Modest Proposal" to our class. I have the right voice and... persona for it. :-)

[goobergunch]

7. ZombyWoof is in Arizona, not Ireland...

At least I think so... :shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

9. I am up on your roof

Telling you the Zomby troof!

[Cush]

16. lol

Debbie: YOu sick bastard!

Sparks; Eh, just trying to help

[supernova]

10. Were they served in the shopping cart cars?

;-)

[Zomby Woof]

11. Yes!

Be careful when you order your food "a la carte"! :o

[SiouxJ]

12. Mmmm!

[Solly Mack]

13. They make great guacamole!

Next time, add a little zest and try a baby dip!

[GOPisEvil]

14. Ehhh...babies are too fatty...

I had to give them up...

[Interrobang]

18. You should get your gall bladder out...

Then you'll be back to eating the slunks in no time. ;-)

Mmm, baby back ribs made from long pig...

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. Got tired of the Republican accusations

and decided to see what all the fuss was about, eh?

[AquariDem]

17. My supervisor/head teacher won't be pleased

I leave half my student-teaching class with you for one second, and this happens. Well, there goes my BA in child development.

[WillParkinson]

19. You have someone teaching you head?

Wow. Can I sign up for that course? <giggle>

[JVS]

20. Is this because of that "CLARK EATS BABIES!" thread I started Tuesday?

I hate to think that I brought infant cannibalism to DU.
On edit: the title of the thread was just an attention grabber. It actually discussed a serious question.

[Pert_UK]

21. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back RIBS!

You Fat Bastard!

:evilgrin:

P.