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Killarney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-08-04 09:17 AM
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Robotic Bartender Joke
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A guy comes in for a drink and the robot asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The guy answers, "150."

So the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.

The man listens intently and thinks, "This is really cool."

He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another
drink.

Again, the robot asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "100."

So the robot starts talking about football, baseball, cars, and so on.

The man thinks to himself, "Wow, this is really amazing."

So he goes out again and comes back a third time.

As before, the robot asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "50."

The robot then says,"So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"


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