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Edited on Wed Aug-27-03 04:59 AM by Trajan
In the tradition of Francois Rabelais's "The Drunkard's Conversation" and "How Epistemon, Who Had His Chop Headed Off, Was Skillfully Healed by Panurge, and Some News from the Devils And the Damned" ...
"Dean is a whittle wort ! " ...
"Gephardt is a neighing fool ! " ...
"Kerry looks like a cold, skinny rail! " ...
"Clark molests little girls and calls their mothers awful names ! " ...
"Sharpton eats jamaican spices, ... UNCOOKED ! " ...
"Kucinich mops floors with his mother's new towels ! "...
"Graham looks like a prune, and eats them too ! " ...
"Mosely-Braun cheats at crossword puzzles ! " ...
"Liebermann sings 'Deutcheland Uber Alles' in his shower when no one is home ! " ...
"Dean wears bright plaid knickers when he golfs, and ALWAYS cleans his ball with his shirttail ! " ...
"Gephardt rolls the dough, THEN cups it in a ball ! " ...
"Kerry shucks clams like a girl from Lancaster ! " ...
"Clark throws his pearls, the swine, AND the silken purse into the sty !" ...
"Sharpton sings like Picasso, and paints like Caruso ! " ...
"Kucinich denies his friends three times before the cock crows, and STILL gets to eat chitlins ..... "
"Graham chases moving cars and barks at the moon ! " ...
"Mosely-Braun thinks she looks like Cicely Tyson with dimples ! " ...
"Liebermann dances like a moose with gout, and on opiates, ... and drunk on sour mash, ... and with three legs tied behind his back ! " ....
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Ok now: .... YOUR turn to play "Lets support the Candidates !! ....
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