ertgitasondtetdronrerryth

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

Poll question: ertgitasondtetdronrerryth

edited for spelling error :evilgrin:

[BurtWorm]

1. agpg ak fk

cgz' ap
kf dv
zbf
kbn

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. tnawtn

eipjtaw

[BurtWorm]

8. Yeah, but

ndf;ljd" DM'mv' mv dj f'jkv kdfj;ksdhf;h:Sihj

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. HA!!!

jienrtesn nertent aita etyrate eryere neartyr eaiutberut e' rtftrieyse ye yesrytser yserjn ieur serleiurt er !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SPICYHOT]

41. i must agree

but mkjdhgf jfh yjhsu jruvkb nlsjfsoei!

[Ein]

2. "ery erpyb"

fdslfj riopeumc,xn, sfdke

[ronnykmarshall]

46. That what I'm talkin' about!

If you ain't ery erpyb, you ain't shit!

[Itascapark]

3. um dada

um goo loo them. ah, dada

[cherryperry]

16. precisely n/t

[Tom Kitten]

4. I voted for stry esip trysrt

I always enjoyed a nice trysrt in the morning...

[Booberdawg]

6. You're just saying that cause it's true!!

:D

[Coffee Coyote]

7. the one with the letter "z"

You know, that one! :D

[Booberdawg]

10. WTF?? Just WHERE do you get off saying

ertgitasondtetdronrerryth any fucking how??


coocglSGNL577:puke:

rujp4w+8+cb wuhh hmhP838:grr:

BN395U BGF< YPvjpr:boring: [br />
nbrjhp3 hi= beyi<3yu kn[rk[>ouo kh[k[h:spank:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Hrrummphh!

Nwiuawitb wnawenw bww wtbwuw t :grr: wetbwebwa reere effd rjdfn esuhsedssdn seeitsn t zd :shrug:

[Booberdawg]

12. perjorative! personal attack! disrupter!

I'm alerting on you!!:argh:

[Tom Kitten]

13. agonwi e stry esip trysrt fu syrgeli !!!

o nufartch klysymi qaohtry akifge!!!!!

FIGUTYH KLYOMPEMYS CVYTHREY!!!

Ysidfethej a mnadyghri nin byurteyd, utb e jawoirtck, e fgyrt?
Ghyrte ild gwetyrg si behtram!

[L.A.dweller]

14. Hey, leave NSMA alone,

Hasoefh asdkhfoa!! Ayiuh?
Hafos, aytew mnhb.


On edit: p979ykn 5jyih

[Tom Kitten]

15. Ayiuh jer fempe, dgetif...

just responding to the flamers, of course she's right !

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. YEAH!!

srn ertenr neryn aerntnrt aeruigi aerugn :thumbsup:

[redeye]

17. What?

Are those just random strings of letters or is there a pattern we need to find?

[L.A.dweller]

18. Yeah, there is a pattern,

just look at the 5th letter of every 8 letter word and there is an adjective that needs to be placed before the noun which is found in every 6 letter word. See post 3 and 4 above for the best examples good luck and 5yt78yttrr tuj8754 uty!!

[redeye]

19. Still clueless...

...there ain't no 8-letter words in the poll.

[L.A.dweller]

20. You can do what i posted above and

for every 3rd letter in a 5 letter word substitute a vowel sound for the consonant given. In the 4th letter of a 5 letter word either substitute the consonant letters "s or l" thereby, you will be replacing a vowel.
Posts 10 and 11 are easy to understand once u do that. If you need me to decipher for you let me know

[redeye]

21. Still have no idea

erpyb, for example, doesn't make any sense even if I use your guidelines.

[Tom Kitten]

22. Common Sense Guidelines...

Just say fuggit, you're dealing with nonsense here...sorry!

[BurtWorm]

23. sdnpnvfpm sd-o mv-om -sm_mew

jsodmv m =msd= mv=cm ms=mv = s=dpm =wm =q? F_-osndo-n Oinm dsv- ldmwllkemf =v=pos , dms=dp !

[Booberdawg]

24. oogugg!! boei7iwk!!

mgodus lglhpep mcwoe9rkt kksj0wke lld ko wowmkp lap a;ppff frr5r6w lk :nopity:

safjpoir ori wicml;a kfj kljafwp lsff oworoj lkal rrorkkr :hurts:

;lf; go[eit[e flkapo fla:wow:

[TrogL]

28. it's a keyboard substitution macro

note that the letters q, a, and z are rarely used and the [
puts in an appearance.  That means the typescript is shifted
one letter to the right on the keyboard, so you have to shift
if left again.  Then you take the modulo of the ASCII code for
the letter and divide it by two (unless it's prime at which
point you divide it by 5) and add it to the existing number.

The rest is left as an exercise to the reader.

[BurtWorm]

30. And when you follow that algorithm, you get

sdponbun v9 n-ne-wj =vm=d0 jw=0j v= vmwr=ef0jsv== =0j ojv;

[TrogL]

31. impossible, you must have done it wrong

there aren't that many repetitions

[redeye]

39. Modulo...

modulo of what? A modulo always has two numbers; if we call them a and b, then a (mod b) is the remainder that you get when you divide a by b.

[Drifter]

25. This is stupid ...

you clearly forgot "Ghwniop Holcznat"

how could you miss that ?

Cheers
Drifter

[HereSince1628]

26. DARPA has detected coded messages...

Your efforts to avoid surveillance have been logged at Arlington Hall.

Paul Wolfowitz has put Special Ops on the job...

John Ashcroft and Tom Ridge have dispatched FBI and Secret Service agents to Skinner's house to determine if this web site is a
threat to Enron, Halliburton, or the Republican Party.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

27. Rut Roh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uertem eruuerm ereruti eer arrn ernrk rg ghpghj riutr sdr d drtihrt dshnrtuyhrth droiyr dz rdnf :scared:

[TrogL]

32. OK, let's use standard cryptographics

ertgitasondtetdronrerryth

Double letters = rr

Number of times used

e=3
r=4
t=5
g=1
i=1
a=1
s=1
o=2
n=2
d=2
y=1
h=1

e is the most common letter, so:

t=e
e=t
r=r
o=n
n=o
d=g

therefore it says

"The fleet attacks at noon"

[redeye]

37. How the hell...

...does a monoalphabetic cipher turns "fleet" into "gitas"?

[Iverson]

33. Anyone have change for a pftondryll?

n/t (except this bit)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

34. syseseroyjr

:freak:

[Booberdawg]

48. But NSMA, as Micky Mouse said to Minnie Mouse

Are you fucking Goofy? :shrug:

syseseroyjr???? :wtf:

sfoj fjgjopo djoppq fjoa3o lfjdfkjjo kfj:eyes:


fkhfo!! vnieepu?!?!?! kjpoup:mad:


vpovp:thumbsdown:

[AntiCoup2K4]

35. Is this the George W Bush Jr remedial spelling class??

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

36. rgu erui esrimgeor reasmgher ?

aert sothj sehtr seg sresrth trshn srthonrt srthor h rshtntrs !!!!! :puke:

[UrbScotty]

38. dfhg;ishy gbsert ugfse4t7 378456t347567893264756 ta tew4 vf7; hy iu3wanc

geutgrlukseruytigseuorgjhdflyuivgsdukfbvyhlgseitfcb4e756btc3fo475073w64b7rt20d4975c6b97234b0c57vw36c79234b6059cb3w946c5724c563w476b5cxv7932465c234507234650792345c0w3469756b2349c5789234c57v62345cb6347cw3u5hy;i56iphj5r67u548674h5645653hj855r758j4h3545j4357j547j45ju6857687j65567789jk895677i89568k7857856k465877k865787k866774k67rtu65jk458787kj86778k88

[redeye]

40. And that means?

Englsih, please, not another cipher.

[BurtWorm]

47. Gesundheit!

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. Dw't psw malq 'les ,.xwp wret aps ckslts. lsiw, apsle awpoid avjeis

aioshe giose slkitheing.

:toast: :bounce: :toast:

[Booberdawg]

43. Maybe,

maybe not;-)

[kmla]

44. I'm shocked that you have not even considered the possibility of...

kasj'f jalskj' '!#$%!%!@%% ;lks jdfooy lkearja fdkoiuj jsad fpoa iupknaq piqln

but on the other hand,

alks' asks hoohhqapropo

So if you don't like it, too freakin' bad.

Edited - bad spellin'.

[ronnykmarshall]

45. ery erpyb! ery erpyb!

ery erpyb, now! ery erpyb, forever!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

49. druy rioyro str iortrmt siserm srthm

:kick:

[IranianDemocrat]

50. I can't believe there isn't myhtrujhnhjdfslg;lsiy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

asddaffdsberybwybrweybw (EOM)

[SmileyBoy]

51. WHO THE HELL voted for rnrnerg dfhdnthear?????

John A$$crack, is that you????

[Booberdawg]

52. Ahhhh BUT! Confucius say .....

man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.:wow:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

53. aegriejrng arijgn earnenr arnn aergnaerg!!!

:D

[Booberdawg]

54. Okay, then at LEAST you agree

they are not always counting their change.:evilgrin: