Oh crap. I'm hungry and the road to the fridge
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Wed Jun-30-04 12:32 AM
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Oh crap. I'm hungry and the road to the fridge
is mined with a dog, a sleeping person, squeeky wooden floors and other assorted mines. How would you navigate this in order to obtain food? (assuming you were hungry at the time?)
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Wed Jun-30-04 12:40 AM
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1. I am about to run my own obsticle course
dog 2 cats, and an oversquare 19th C. Basement staircase.
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Wed Jun-30-04 12:42 AM
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Think twice before attempting! Is it really worth it????? Is there cheese in the fridge?
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Wed Jun-30-04 10:14 AM
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12. It was worth it, there was left over Minsky's pizza
in the fridge, and sugar free Tang to drink.
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Wed Jun-30-04 12:41 AM
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Wed Jun-30-04 12:47 AM
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I'm still hungry, and there are more obstacles. crap.
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Wed Jun-30-04 12:44 AM
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4. seeing as i'm king of my castle...
I would take the most direct route, damn the obstacles.
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Wed Jun-30-04 12:48 AM
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6. Tell that to the dog that ate your foot
or the formerly sleeping person that ate your foot. or one of the other numerous mines that COULD EAT YOUR FOOT!
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Wed Jun-30-04 03:33 AM
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11. anybody/thing that even TRIES to eat my foot-
will find my other size 16 going in the other end...
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Wed Jun-30-04 12:51 AM
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Be loud and proud. When you gotta eat, you gotta eat.
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Wed Jun-30-04 12:51 AM
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8. Out the window into the car and down to the donut shop
The weather is perfect for it.
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Wed Jun-30-04 01:02 AM
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9. I keep snacks in the desk
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Wed Jun-30-04 02:46 AM
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10. The wrapper seems to wake everyone up in the house
Hard candy is a bitch to unwrap in the middle of the night.
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Wed Jun-30-04 10:28 AM
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Where do you keep the phone?:shrug:
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