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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 05:58 PM
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Apparently I am GAY!
My parents just told me i am gay! They didn't want to tell me growing up because they didn't know how i'd take the news. I said what about all the girlfriends and my marriage? Apparently, they were just "beards!" Funny, i don't feel gay, but my parents know best. I guess i'm off to buy some gay porn.


;)

Sorry, i was watching Mr. Show.
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 05:59 PM
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1. We'll find out for sure...
Come sit next to me.

:evilgrin:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 06:30 PM
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6. Slut!
I'm tellin'!

:D
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 06:42 PM
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10. I prefer the term 'hyper-sexual', personally
Trust me, Tony already knows...

:evilgrin:
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 06:01 PM
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2. How did they take it when they told you?
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 06:07 PM
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3. Tell them that means you're still a virgin, too!
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 06:24 PM
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4. Congratulations!
We're an exclusive bunch, you know.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 06:26 PM
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5. I'm not really gay
:7
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 06:40 PM
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9. I know, you dummie!
But we can make you an honorary one. Here's your g-damn boa!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 06:33 PM
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7. "I know you're gay!!" - -Margaret Cho's mother
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-28-04 06:39 PM
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8. hmmm....
so if they knew you were gay and didn't tell you, does that mean THEY were in the closet??
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