Any other guys think "The guy code" is a load of shit and not abide by it?

[HEyHEY]

This "Guy code" crap can kiss my ass. It's just something that lame-ass scumbag guys try to pull on decent guys so we won't rat them out. So they try to play on the manhood of men. It's crap

[swag]

1. fill me in

i have no idea what you're talking about.

and thank you.

[HEyHEY]

4. You don't know "the guy code" - I've said too much already

It's this lame "code" that basically says, "You can fuck around or do whatever you want behind your S/O's back, and I won't say a thing because we're both men, so I understand being a scumsucking piece of shit is all about being a guy."

[salinen]

8. Oh, that guy code.

Yeah, you're right, it's really scummy.

[Ready4Change]

22. That's not the guy code.

That's the a**hole code. No need to follow it, unless you are one. (And if you do, you are.)

[salinen]

2. I'm a guy

what is the "guy code"?

[JohnKleeb]

3. what is this again? sorry been a while

[HEyHEY]

5. JEEZ you guys don't know the guy code?

Ypu're my kinda guys!

[JohnKleeb]

6. Ive heard it, but dont recall it

[Lydia Leftcoast]

7. As a non-guy, I'm guessing that HEyHey is referring to

the idea promoted in the pop culture that men are supposed to be mean and dumb and treat women as disposable and interchangeable.

[HEyHEY]

9. Bingo

ANd we're supposed to think it's cool when our buddies fuck around on their girlfriends.

[suigeneris]

10. This basically sounds okay...

http://www.funy.net/otherjokes527.htm

[HEyHEY]

12. "If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits."

I have a couple fucking friends who don't understand this concept.

[asthmaticeog]

14. SO, you have a sister, then?

n/t

[HEyHEY]

19. I have two

But no one DARE try any funny stuff with the eldest for fear of a major beat-down by her boyfriend who is a Stone Cold lookalike.

[pagerbear]

11. Suck it up and be a man, pansy!

Why do you hate America?!

[HEyHEY]

13. See, exactly

When you don't abide by this code, you're labelled as some kind of subversive.

[LastKnight]

15. there are many 'guy codes' the only one i will respect is...

by guy codes, i mean what is just common courtsey to follow between all men everywhere. most (like heyhey posted) involve us being idiots, i dont respect those... but there is one that i do respect... and that is...

the urinal protocals, you know what im talkin about. afterall, where would we be without urinal protocals?

-LK

[Blue-Jay]

16. I don't rat on anybody.

Not because of any "guy code" or anything. I just figure that it's not my place, as long as nobody is getting physically hurt. I've had some female friends that have admitted nasty things that their husband/SO didn't know about, but I didn't go running off to rat on them either. Not my business to interfere in the relationships of others.

[HEyHEY]

17. It's not "running off to rat"

But, if a girl asks me flat out...depending on the girl. I'll tell them.

[TN al]

18. Maybe its a humanity code...

...instead of a guy code. What am I supposed to say to a guy's girlfriend who is screwing around? "oh by the way Jenny, guess where your BF has been dipping his wick?" Its none of my business other than pointing out to the guy that he is not acting in the best way.

[HEyHEY]

20. I agree don't be a fink outta the blue

But the guy code dictates you have to lie for the son of a bitch...I won't.

Unless it's something like.
"Dude tell my girlfriend you saw me throwing up today so she'll leave me alone and we can go get blasted tonight."

[livinginphotographs]

21. I would never abide by the "guy code"

Of course, none of my friends would be able to ever score TWO women, much less one.

Shit, I'm lucky I have a girlfriend. Why would I fuck that up by screwing around?

And none of my friends would be so low as to screw around on their girls, and if they did, I'd feel no guilt about ratting them out. I know what it's like to be cheated on, so I sympathize with it, guy or girl.

[Gothic Sponge]

23. I never heard of a "Guy code"

I guess i missed that meeting.

[Kat45]

24. I'm female, and I always abided by "The Code", which is a code for

both men and women. The code said that you don't bang someone that your friend is going out with (or banging). I wouldn't even bang someone that my friend used to bang until a good number of years have gone by and it wouldn't bother her.