How would you address the President*?

[thermodynamic]

"Hello, President Apostate, how are you doing?"

[classics]

1. Would the Secret Service be upset if I called him dipshit?

Commander Stupid?

Captain Unelected? ;)

[ronnykmarshall]

3. Hey Asshole!

[arcane1]

5. beat me to it!

though "major league asshole" might fit better...

[SmileyBoy]

2. If the formal situation ever came up,

I wouldn't even give him the satisfaction of responding to him. I would just laugh in his face, or something. Remember, the evil geniuses are the men AROUND him. This guy's just an idiot puppet stooge, who's daddy is very rich and powerful.

[thermodynamic]

11. Which is more evil

A truly evil man, or the man who hires and knowingly keeps evil men around?

Nice broccoli BTW! :-)

[acmavm]

4. It's nice to meet you President Gore.

n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. "ah, THE CRIMINAL!"

Sucks to have to touch you but I at least respect your office, no matter how much you have blasphemed it, but yet, in a weird way, it's also kind of cool to meet you. I hope you're impeached. You certainly deserve it, for crimes against the country, being AWOL, war crimes, and general mismanagement of everything. By the way, you suck as a human being. I'd say you suck as a leader, but your suckness is so low, I can't even consider you a leader to begin with. By the way, I actually benefit from you tax cuts and I don't like them, you criminal illiterate education-hating racist fuck."

[Ashes]

7. C.O.D.

not sure how much postage would be required for the distance I would want him to travel.

edit: poor shmucks at the other end.

[DemoTex]

8. Lieutenant Bush ... why were you AWOL?

.

[Meldread]

9. I'd spit in his face and walk away.

n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

10. Hey, Asshole!

Him, not you, Thermie.

[lastliberalintexas]

12. Hello Governor

:-)

[Zero Gravitas]

22. Governor Bush

Thats what I'd call him if I ever met him "Governor" (while in my head I'd be thinking "lying asshole weasel bastard!")

[SPICYHOT]

13. How are you doing

major asshole?

[dweller]

14. Loser

or *moron if we were on first name basis.

dp

[DarkPhenyx]

15. Mr. President.

It is the proper title for hm. I may not respect him. I definately do not like his policies or agenda, however I do ahve enough respect for the position that I believe there is only one appropriate way of addressing him. After that I'd get into some really annoying and rude questions.

[AntiCoup2K4]

17. That's the proper title for an ELECTED President.

God knows I didn't have much use for his dad, or for Uncle Ronnie, or for Tricky Dicky. But they were elected Presidents. If I met Bush Sr today, for example, I would greet him with "Mr President, why is your son such a lying arrogant asshole?".

The Idiot Son of An Asshole doesn't have that distinction, and unless, God forbid, he wins an election in 2004, he never will deserve the title of President.

[DarkPhenyx]

30. Bush was elected.

He just wasn't elected by the people. He isn't a "popularly elected" President. Unfortunately our system dosen't allow for a popular election.

[MaryBear]

18. I'm with you, DarkPhenyx.

I would try to ask the annoying, rude questions respectfully, in hopes of getting an answer and possibly engaging him in conversation, although I would expect him to avoid that.

[DarkPhenyx]

29. Nor would I expect an actual answer...

...or not an answer that fit my question at least. Which would force me to say "Mr. President, I don't think you answered my question. *insert repeated question here*"

[thermodynamic]

36. You'd still give him that much respect after all his deceit and lies?

I wouldn't. Bush* is the type of wretched little man that makes Reagan and Nixon look like saints by comparison. :-(

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

16. I'd call him George.

Just enough so that he knows I don't care he's President, but not rude in an "asshole" sort of way. :D

[JohnKleeb]

23. like Bart on the simpsons?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

28. I have not watched the Simpsons in like 3 years

LOL, i lost track of when it was on and got busy and just eventually forgot about it. :)

[Archae]

19. What I would say...

"When are you going to leave the White House you stole, coward-in-chief?"

[JohnKleeb]

20. hello President of Nothing

[camero]

21. Hey Mr. Schmuck

Why did you lie to us about Iraq? And what else did you lie about?

[GOPisEvil]

24. "What up, G?"

:D

[Circe_Invidiosa]

38. giggling..thats a good one

nt

[Aristus]

25. "What the fuck do YOU want, shithead?"

Or something like that? Does the SS protect the Chimp against verbal assault? :evilgrin:

[TheBigGuy]

26. Mr. President.

I think the accepted polite, formal form of address.

[KamaAina]

27. George W. Bush, Cell Block D, Federal Penitentiary, Leavenworth, KS 66048

That oughta do it for the next few decades! :evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

31. Bonour comme cava?

g

[Interrobang]

34. Moi aussi, "En francais."

Et je veux emploi le pronom familier (tu), et pas le pronom formal (vous), parce que c'est tres insultant, d'etre trop familier. :)

* ((And I would use the familiar pronoun, and not the formal pronoun, because it's very insulting to be too familiar.))

[lastliberalintexas]

35. Mais oui!

Il plus insulte pour l'adresser meme en français.

(Not sure that I translated that correctly- I haven't had a French class in a looong time!)

[peacefreak]

32. c/o Levenworth

:D :+ ;-)

[SOteric]

33. Yo! Fibber McGee!

[Mountainman]

37. If I was forced to confront him

I would turn and walk away. He isn't worth the part of my life I'd have to devote to him. Scumsuckingfuckheadbastard!

[roguevalley]

39. I WANT FRIES WITH THAT, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*

[Amaya]

40. hey FUCK HEAD

:hi:

[I AM SPARTACUS]

41. THE LORD HUMUNGUS (remember 'The Road Warrior'???)

The TOADIE announces:

TOADIE
Greetings from the Lord Humungus
The Warrior of the Wasteland!
The Ayatollah of Rock and Roller.

Camera cranes up to the HUMUNGUS as he rises in his seat. His voice is amplified by two loudspeakers mounted to the roll cage of his vehicle:


HUMUNGUS
I am told you wish to take the gasolene out of the wasteland...

[LibDemAlways]

42. He makes me sick to my stomach, so I'd probably do

unto him what his daddy did to the Japanese PM.