Moles!

[demosincebirth]

How in the hell do you get rid of them! I have tried everything, aside from ripping up my lawn. No product works successfully. Whats your experience in beating these critters?

[proud patriot]

1. I have one this year

:grr: My dog sniffed him out of the back yard
into the front yard so at least now he's not in my
garden :grr:

2. Snakes. Big freakin' snakes.

They love moles.

Of course, after the moles are gone, then you've got this big freakin' snake problem, and I dunno how to get rid of those.

hmmm...you could always try Republicans. I think they eat snakes! Or is it that they mate with them...???

Never mind.

[JCMach1]

3. We used to poke castor oil beans in their tunnels

Of course now Homeland Security would arrest you for possessing ricin.

[jilln]

4. Have you tried contacting the Fund for Animals

or other such organization? They, along with the Humane Society and PETA among others would have information on how to deal with unwanted animals in a humane fashion.

www.fund.org
www.hsus.org
www.peta.org