Insulting Name Generator

[m-jean03]

You think you have friends. We know how it is. You hang out with them, they smile, they're friendly, you get on well together.

Well, here's the thing: secretly, deep down, they fucking hate you. All they really want to do is hassle you; reject you; kick you while you're down. And who are we to stop them? Who, in fact, is anyone?

That's what this tool is all about. Type in your name below, and you'll receive an insulting name with which they can harangue you into a painful, early grave. Isn't the Internetgreat?

http://www.rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/insult/


Mine: "Wombatrapist Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker"

[Parrcrow]

1. Widdlemouth Momfucker

my friends never kept this a secret

[Dying Eagle]

2. funny mine is

Mankdick Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker

So you must like Zebra's too :shrug:

[m-jean03]

3. Well, I try to keep that a secret

But, yeah. :P

[name not needed]

4. Gherkinpenis Urinalmouth

[fob]

5. I didn't use my name but here are some famous(infamous?) ones

george bush* - Gingerminge Bushvoter
dick cheney - Mankdick Herpesmonkey
rumfilled - Odious and unpleasant child Rectumface
condi - Odious and unpleasant child Paraplegickicker
saddam - Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Extra-chromosome-special
obl - Humungousbottom Bushvoter (I typed osama bush laden)
tucker carlson - Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Herpesmonkey (Who knew? He's related to cheney!)

[m-jean03]

7. That's great!

Thanks for your efforts to keep us informed here on DU. :D

[MisterP]

6. Odious and unpleasant child Republican

[Shananigans]

25. ooooh....that one HURTS!

[Champ]

8. I am

Chjortnik Beardlady :hi:

[m-jean03]

20. Hmmmm--

:shrug: :shrug: ????

[SarahB]

9. I'm Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Semenquaffer.

What's up with all the "zebras" though? :shrug:

[m-jean03]

18. I don't know, you're the zebra fucker --

Maybe you should tell me? :D

[SarahB]

27. Yeah, but...

You're a zebra fucker too! :P

[m-jean03]

28. Yeah, that's right!

Why do you like zebras so much? I like their stripes, and the fact that I will always have a place to stay when I'm in Africa. :silly:

[AlFrankenFan]

10. lol...Jambrain Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker

n/t

[bratcatinok]

11. Oh yeah!

My insulting name is Onewhoswallows Semenspit!
What is yours?

:evilgrin:

Who told?

[Viking12]

12. Rimjobber Pissnickers

[Skittles]

13. Odious and unpleasant child Widdlebreath

insulting indeed!

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. Poobrain Humungousbottom

apropos.

[Fenris]

15. Essence of sheer vile Pissknickers

[oxymoron]

16. Mankdick Penisbreath...

this site obviously has excellent gaydar too!

[m-jean03]

19. Amazing, huh?

And I'll never understand how they knew I loved wombats. :shrug:

[LostInAnomie]

17. Poobrain Spunkslinger

Yeah, I'll agree with that.

[Cheswick2.0]

21. ha ha perfect ........ Jesusfreak Widdlebreath

:7

[Cheswick2.0]

22. this is Barbara Bush's name

Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Bushvoter

[MikeG]

23. Mine is Rider of a female camel Pudgenasher

Scuse me while I kick my computer's ass.

Uh, where's its ass?

[asthmaticeog]

24. I entered a few:

"Free Republic" = Jesusfreak Republican

"Partnershipfora Newamericancentury" = Father of forty dogs Gherkinpenis

"Heritage Foundation" = Gherkinpenis Odious and unpleasant child

(what up with this "gherkinpenis" shit?)

"Rick Santorum" = Paraplegickicker Wankbottom

"McLaughlin Group" = Republican Humungousbottom

"RNC Whore" = Cuntbucket Bumfluffmonkeywhore

[m-jean03]

29. Sounds about right.

Thanks for your research! :D

[achtung_circus]

26. Doughfucker Urinalmouth nt