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King Of Paperboys Donating Member (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:12 PM
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Oh, the humanity!
They had to fire one of the paperboys at our warehouse last night. He would always come into the shop with a "BUSH/CHENEY" shirt on, and a wild look in his eye, saying things like "Comapssionate Conservative" and "You're either with us, or you're with the terrorists."

Well, he went too far when he brought a bunch of attack dogs to the shop and made all the other carriers get in a naked dogpile. Then he blamed it all on Clenis Overload, saying his morals had been corrupted by hearing about a blowjob in the White House. So they finally fired him, and now he's BRAGGING about it over on FreeRepublic!

I bet ten dollars he blows goats.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:18 PM
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1. lol
He really did the dogpile? That's funny shit.
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 07:56 PM
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7. Dammit - I want PICTURES!
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:20 PM
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2. were you in that naked pile?
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King Of Paperboys Donating Member (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:22 PM
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3. Yes, but I didn't inhale.
It was humiliating. Not ONE of those people has called.
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:25 PM
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5. seriously?
Did he have a gun or something to force you guys into a naked pile? Because if there were just dogs, then you can do something to escape it.
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:23 PM
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4. Repugs and their bestial fantasies n/t
:puke: :shrug:
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-23-04 05:33 PM
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6. LOL
:evilgrin:
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