The Universe will cease the day I die

[salinen]

So I thought I'd apologize in advance.

[Tripper11]

1. Your universe maybe....

unless I kick before you, then mine will end.

[Gothic Sponge]

2. The Universe will end in 2008

Just a guess.

[Sporadicus]

3. You're Correct

for you, the universe will end. :P

[Jabbery]

4. The universe is in my pants

I'm a male. Can't help it.

[ulysses]

5. you check with Earl Scruggs about that?

[SOteric]

6. I think we'll have to convert you to a southern conservative, then.

They're so backward that on the day you die, the universe will still have another 25-30 years left.